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Old 25th June 2009, 05:36 PM
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Smile The Cowboy

An old fat cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'


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Old 2nd December 2009, 08:49 PM
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fat addition

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An old fat cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a FAT lesbian.'


that way sounds much better
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Old 4th December 2009, 03:57 AM
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lol at that
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Old 8th December 2009, 09:00 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA! Hilarious!
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Old 14th December 2009, 08:13 PM
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great! lol
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Old 9th January 2010, 04:05 PM
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lol, that's good
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Old 15th October 2010, 10:53 AM
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That's a good one!
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Old 25th October 2010, 08:08 PM
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lol that's funny
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Old 29th October 2010, 02:14 AM
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I've seen that before, but it is hilarious
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Old 31st October 2010, 09:35 PM
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D oh deear
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