Big Guts Discussion Forum  

Go Back   Big Guts Discussion Forum > Big Guts Discussions > Funnies


Funnies Got a good joke, or funny story to share - here's the place to put it

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #121  
Old 3rd February 2010, 05:21 PM
yayorurouy's Avatar
yayorurouy yayorurouy is offline
Graduating Big Gut
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 15
yayorurouy is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by UglyFatPig View Post
You know you're a fat boy when...
you always feel like you sit on cushions because your butt is so fat.
people think you're pregnant when you have long hair.
you can't find shoes that are wide enough for your feet.
you're slower running than walking.
it's easier to roll than walk.
people want to touch your belly.
you feel like a eunuch.
you fart so much that you could provide 10 households with natural gas.
your face look like a butt.
you frighten people when you try to smile.
you look like a giant baby.
people ask you to take off your shirt and do the truffle shuffle.
your fingers look like sausages.
you have slanting eyes even if you're not Asian.
you have a speech impediment because of all the fat around your mouth.
Lol at the 'Face looks like a but'
Reply With Quote
  #122  
Old 4th April 2010, 03:51 PM
vergate vergate is offline
Junior Big Gut
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 8
vergate is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by yayorurouy View Post
Lol at the 'Face looks like a but'
So do I ! I don't like big butt much because it just look like woman's
Reply With Quote
  #123  
Old 17th April 2010, 07:52 PM
elevenses elevenses is offline
Junior Big Gut
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 7
elevenses is on a distinguished road
The people at the chip shop know you by name.

When you go to put the bins out you need to call a cab.
__________________


Reply With Quote
  #124  
Old 19th June 2010, 06:57 AM
reddrake reddrake is offline
Graduating Big Gut
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 15
reddrake is on a distinguished road
I have one:
-You are a fat boy when you are in a party and everybody tells you that "wow!, you're big like a house!"
Reply With Quote
  #125  
Old 25th July 2010, 10:23 PM
forthewifeorme forthewifeorme is offline
Graduating Big Gut
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 12
forthewifeorme is on a distinguished road
.... When you grocery shop for the day, not the week
Reply With Quote
  #126  
Old 5th December 2010, 07:40 AM
Ikaika78's Avatar
Ikaika78 Ikaika78 is offline
Junior Big Gut
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 7
Ikaika78 is on a distinguished road
...When your yearly physical includes going to a truck weighing station.

...When the local movie theater uses your back as a screen.

...When you have to ask for a chair with no arms.

...When you have to use the handicap stall in the restrooms, because you can't fit in the regular ones .

...When you can steer with your gut.

...When your kids run up to hug you and boucne off into the wall.

...When someone punches you and ends up knocking themselves out.

...When kids want to use you as a trampoline.

...When everyone calls you for recipes.

...When searching for missing items include looking in your folds.

...When you have to rent a U-Haul to go grocery shopping.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:01 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.