Bad Puns

[Antix]

So, I've challenged my friend to a pun match- it's on in a week and he's talking it rreeeeaaal serious like. To mess with him, I'm going to make some terrible puns. Help me out please?

[Decided]

Here's one:

stretch marks- the wrinkles on your bed when you wake up and stretch.

[incognito]

I may be able to help you think of some punny ones.

1. I moustache you a question but I'm shavin it for later!
2. Oboe! I broke my reeds!
3. Unfourthenately, I got fourth place.

[Whatshesaid]

i like urs

[Vrippler]

I sent ten puns in to a pun contest in the hopes that I'd win, but unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did.

[UprightCitizen42]

Originally Posted by Vrippler

I sent ten puns in to a pun contest in the hopes that I'd win, but unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did.

I think my computer may have just groaned.

[Boldo]

I wanted to eat that chicken, but it was fowl.