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Old 4th August 2006, 05:43 PM
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Why Italians couldnt be terrorists

Why Italians Couldn't Be Terrorists

10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.

9. We are always late ... we would have missed all 4 flights.

8. Good-looking people on the plane distract us.

7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

6. Food and drinks were on the plane (we would be dancing).

5. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.

4. We would all want to fly the plane.

3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

2. We would have put the Italian flag on the windshield.

And the Number One Reason Why Italians Can't Be Terrorists...

1. We would have told everyone a week before doing it.
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Old 5th August 2006, 04:26 PM
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Watch it! I resemble all of them! LOL! It's great being Italian.
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Old 5th August 2006, 04:41 PM
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:P

I like the Italians Accents :P
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Old 8th August 2006, 10:06 PM
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yes we do have great accents
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Old 10th August 2006, 11:27 PM
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XD That described my italian friend lol
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