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Old 24th November 2008, 10:35 AM
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this is hilarious! i have it on my mp3 player.

hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
if you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
if you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you.
if you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6.
if you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
if you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.
if your dillusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
if you are schizophrenic, wait for a small voice to tell you which number to press.
if you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until the beep, after the beep, please wait for the beep.
if your dislexic, press 6-9-6-9-6-9-6-9.
and if you have low self esteem, hang up, all our operators are to busy to talk to you.
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Old 25th November 2008, 08:00 AM
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I'll always love that, lol.
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this is freaking awesome.
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Old 7th December 2008, 01:42 PM
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Ha that is pretty good, where can I get the mp3?
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Old 7th December 2008, 10:45 PM
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Old 8th December 2008, 05:21 AM
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Ha that is pretty good, where can I get the mp3?
i dont know, my friend gave it to me
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Old 8th December 2008, 05:35 AM
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That's quite hilarious!
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