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Old 7th February 2005, 05:18 PM
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Nice gut Raulito! What do you eat or drink? Seriously! WOW
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Old 7th February 2005, 05:21 PM
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How does Buffetbelly get so big?? He is huge!!!
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Old 15th February 2005, 06:52 PM
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Yo Momma Soul Phat

You know you are a fat dude when kids run up to you and say "Hey that's Yo Momma Soul Phat, that dude all those jokes are about."
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Old 16th February 2005, 07:50 PM
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When the waitress automatically seats you at a table because you don't have a prayer of fitting in a booth.
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Old 18th February 2005, 10:35 PM
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Your really a fat boy when no one else can get into the elevator with you because it will excede the maximum weight limit.

Your really really a fat boy when the doors won't close because of your belly.
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Old 23rd February 2005, 05:44 AM
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you know your a fat boy when

people want you to sit in the front of the roller coaster because they know if you do the roller coaster will have more momentum when it goes down the first fall and the whole ride will be faster than ever.

you have to actually count on you fingers to find out how many chins you have.

you no longer have a break between eating

the love seat in you living room is only big enough for you

when someone sells you a belt that says equater line on is

when you set a beer on your gut and it sinks right in

when you realize you no longer have arms or legs

when you hook a tube up to your gut and the other end is in a keg of beer because you need to have food enter your body through more than one place
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Old 24th February 2005, 11:12 PM
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...when sumo wrestlers look at you and say "DAMN!".
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Old 2nd March 2005, 08:22 PM
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...when "worth your weight in gold" is an accurate description of your weekly food bill.

...when taking a picture of your gut requires more than one sitting.

...when explorers arrange expeditions to circumnavigate YOU.

...when you can use your belly button (that's "navel" to you Stateside types! ;-) to store foot-long hero sandwiches.

...when not only the bathroom scales beg for mercy; the foundations of your house do, too.

...when you grow your toenails to 8 feet in length, just to prove you really CAN still touch your toes, so there!

Heh, this is fun!
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Old 6th March 2005, 09:38 PM
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[i]You know you're a fatboy when...


People seem to turn to YOU for suggestions for restaurants, or "what to cook for dinner tonight?"
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Old 7th March 2005, 12:16 PM
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You know you are a fatboy when...

You know you are a fatboy when...

The only way you can find the buttons on your shirt is to have them marked by latitude and longitude!

You can no longer reach the faucet handles to wash your hands and you have to stand sideways to do it.

You can no longer use a urinal because your belly won't let you get close enough to pee!

You start tripping over objects on the floor or missing steps and curbs because your belly protrudes so much that you don't see these things.

You can't kneel down in church because you can't push your gut into the pew in front of you far enough to get your knees on the kneeler.

The only way you can dry your feet off after a shower is to use a hair dryer.

These are my real-life experiences except for the latitude and longitude!
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