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Old 14th June 2010, 09:52 PM
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Congrats Jhona113, you now are the proud owner of a drivers license. Iím in a good mood so Iíll even throw in a car for you. Too bad you wonít be able to drive it since thereís no more fuel for sale. Something with an oil leak...

I wish I had a day off tomorrow.
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Old 14th June 2010, 10:22 PM
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Congratulations, you spend your day off tomorrow with a bad case of Influenza.

I wish I had really nice fairy godparents so that i couldn't get any more corrupt wishes.
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Old 26th July 2010, 05:55 AM
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Congrats!!! You now have fairy god parents- oh, wait, umm- unfortunately those are the ones that are corrupting all the wishes on this thread... Oops! Sucks to be you! :P

I wish that I could shape-shift!
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Old 26th July 2010, 01:18 PM
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Congrats!!! You now have fairy god parents- oh, wait, umm- unfortunately those are the ones that are corrupting all the wishes on this thread... Oops! Sucks to be you! :P

I wish that I could shape-shift!
You shape-shift into a triangle, and get stuck that way. Goodluck finding clothes!

I wish that wishes couldn't be corrupted anymore.
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Old 1st August 2010, 06:27 AM
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Granted, wishes can not be corrupted anymore for.... toddlers! but for you ,its still corruptable
I wish I could teleport anywhere at anytime ,all the time
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Old 15th August 2010, 12:32 PM
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You can now teleport anywhere, all the time... But you can't control it. You now randomly teleport constantly to random places with no choice of where or when.

I wish I was a superhero.
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Old 17th August 2010, 03:05 PM
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*sound of a harp* XD You are a superhero but ur superpower is super stench and uncontrollable so you stink therefore you are! Mwahahahaha, and ur weakness is products or natural substances that are supposed to mske you smell better such as soap or mint.XD

I wish that I could control my teleportation..
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Old 17th August 2010, 07:49 PM
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*sound of a harp* XD You are a superhero but ur superpower is super stench and uncontrollable so you stink therefore you are! Mwahahahaha, and ur weakness is products or natural substances that are supposed to mske you smell better such as soap or mint.XD

I wish that I could control my teleportation..
The upgrade in teleportation makes you lag. Enjoy hour long teleportation travels.
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Old 18th August 2010, 02:28 PM
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Since u made no wish Ill make one anyway XD

I wish that PC games were cheaper
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Old 24th August 2010, 03:19 PM
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Since u made no wish Ill make one anyway XD

I wish that PC games were cheaper
Granted, but the games are of a poor quality and need a high-end graphics card to run properly.

I wish I had a third eye...?
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