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Old 5th May 2010, 06:20 PM
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Thumbs up Corrupt Wishes 2

I think I'm going to begin another Corrupt Wishes game. I find it halarious the way people corrupt wishes haha. So for those who do not know how to play this game It begins with a person who wishes for something (which can be anything), then another person corrupts the previous wish and makes their own wish that can be corrupted again by another and so on and so forth.

For example: 1st Person; "I wish I had a hamburger."
2nd Person; "Hamburger were recently discovered to create
the swine flu, therefore band. I wish I was rich."
3rd Person; "Granted,You became,ice-cream. I wish I was
the smartest being in the whole universe."

And it continues forever if you will...

I will begin haha.

I wish I had all the money I wanted.
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Old 5th May 2010, 10:17 PM
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Wish granted, you now have all the money you ever wanted. Unfortunately, everybody on the planet just decided only to accept shells as an payment from now on and money cannot be exchanged for shells.

I wish my computer didn't crash.
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Old 6th May 2010, 04:20 AM
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Wish granted, you now have all the money you ever wanted. Unfortunately, everybody on the planet just decided only to accept shells as an payment from now on and money cannot be exchanged for shells.

I wish my computer didn't crash.
Good on ya. You're computer is fixed again, but now the only way it'll ever work again is by powering it with a thousand hampster wheels.

I wish I had a portable fan.
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Granted, you have a portable fan but it only runs on a car battery therefore you have to haul a huge power supply where ever you want to take your fan, I wish all food would be for free at markets.
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Old 8th May 2010, 07:18 AM
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Granted, but all of a sudden all markets are accesible via a 2 mile walk, no way of getting any means of transportation to avoid that. I wish I something good was on tv now.
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Old 8th May 2010, 03:12 PM
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Granted, but a new study shows that t.v creates an excessive lack of concentration, so you have watched a television show but afterwards you failed in every test or form of work you got, so you become a hobo that has no access to another t.v. I wish that I had unlimited shells to pay to bring back the money currency.
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It's your lucky day, you now have unlimited shells to pay for the already free food on the far away markets. In fact: you have so much shells you have to store in your house for safety reasons that there's no more room for you to fit in the house and you're forced to live on the street in front of it. Ermmm..and your cat ran away cause she couldn't stand the smell of the shells.

I wish it was summer holiday already.
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Old 10th May 2010, 06:22 AM
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Earths rotation on its axis and around the sun have been destroyed because humans have managed to accidently destroy the gravitational pull of the sun on the earth therefore stopping time itself making you trapped in the time you are in forever ,allowing you to never even come close to your holiday XD. I wish to pass every subject in school..
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Old 11th May 2010, 02:39 AM
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Earths rotation on its axis and around the sun have been destroyed because humans have managed to accidently destroy the gravitational pull of the sun on the earth therefore stopping time itself making you trapped in the time you are in forever ,allowing you to never even come close to your holiday XD. I wish to pass every subject in school..
Okay, but thanks to the recession none of the subjects taught at school are hiring anymore and, in fact, are all going bankrupt. So now the only jobs left are for tax-collectors and undertakers because, you know, the two constants; death and taxes.

I wish my eyes were blue.
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Old 12th May 2010, 06:35 AM
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Granted! And what a beautiful pair of blue eyes you have, so much so that freezing beams of doom, chaos and cha-cha shoot out of them creating mass histeria and random tropical dance numbers! THE WORLD IS COMPLETE SYNCHRONIZED BALL ROOM CHAOS!!!!

I wish I learned how to play the ocarina...


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