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Old 1st September 2006, 08:25 AM
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They walk among us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"


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Guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old, still working
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to
good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there
without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so
he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone
stole it. *


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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my
brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she
shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."


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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"


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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . .


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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . . .


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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.


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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.


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I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought
about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I
don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.


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They walk among us ........................ and what's scary is that they
reproduce!
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Old 1st September 2006, 12:17 PM
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Haha, those are funny
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Old 1st September 2006, 06:02 PM
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Those are very good and funny.
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Old 1st September 2006, 11:04 PM
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Lmfao. The last sentence speaks volumes. @__@
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Old 2nd September 2006, 01:25 AM
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If you like those, you'll like http://rinkworks.com/said/
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Old 2nd September 2006, 04:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Guts
I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought
about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I
don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Lol, that's the best one of them. It's a proven fact that 5 out of 4 people are bad with fractions.
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Old 2nd September 2006, 11:13 AM
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OmG! Those are so funny!

And yes, the last one is the best.
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Old 4th September 2006, 12:35 PM
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Haha, those are great man :P. I think that last one is my favourite one too .
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Old 5th September 2006, 12:56 AM
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rolf I like the one with the fridge XD
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Old 6th September 2006, 04:19 PM
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Dear God you have made my day, those are funny
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