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Old 19th June 2007, 09:26 AM
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Talking Celibacy

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling.

Take celibacy.

This can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tom and Mary listened to the instructor declare:

"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

Starting with the man, the instructor asked :
"Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touching Mary's arm gently, and whispered :
"Self-raising, isn't it?"

Thus began Tom's life of celibacy.
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Old 22nd June 2007, 02:29 AM
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Sorry... but that's funny? Self-raising flower? Yeah. But who of us hasn't risen and bloomed, as it were? Myself, I have never experienced celibacy, so maybe I am missing some point in this...???? Am I totally dense?
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Old 22nd June 2007, 04:26 AM
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As in, "self-rising flour."
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Old 22nd June 2007, 05:02 AM
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Okay, women folk expect their man to know certain things about them: birthdays, fav jewellery, flower etc.

If you don't know these things, you ain't getting any
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Old 22nd June 2007, 07:22 AM
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Because we, of this hotbed of heterosexual and matrimonial expertise, just know these things.
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Isn't it funny how Homosexuals know how women work, but they don't tell anyone?

(At least, I know how women work..)
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I know how Women work--for about 11% less than their male coworkers, that is.
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