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Old 7th November 2004, 02:28 AM
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Red face The Beach...

I was at the beach the other day, laying just near the edge of the water, when one of the local beach patrol dudes tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to move up the beach - I said "Sure, why?" to which he said, "The tide would like to come in!".

Fair enough I thought, so moved up the sand to give the tide plenty of room to come in. Basking in the sun, I nodded off to a pleasant dream when all of a sudden I was rudely awoken by a team of Greenpeace volunteers throwing buckets of sea water on me to keep my blubber wet.

Time to go home I thought


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Old 7th November 2004, 03:32 PM
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hehe... pretty weird story... but still cool
No beach weather here though its getting colder every day and its starting to freeze every night!
And i still dont got any body fat to keep me warm.. though i did manage to gain 1.5KG over the past few weeks...
Old 7th November 2004, 07:51 PM
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Excellent story Bud. I think it could have happened to a lot of us here.
Makes ya PROUD!
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Old 2nd March 2005, 04:28 AM
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cool, story
Old 2nd March 2005, 01:00 PM
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Well thank God, someone didn't come after you with a harpoon! That was a great story and one you should be proud of. You had excellent affirmation to the mighty presence of that great belly you are growing. And, you obviously have an impact on the environment.
Old 2nd March 2005, 03:06 PM
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No beach weather here though its getting colder every day and its starting to freeze every night!
Funny how the same thing is going on here and it's Miami! Most of the time, however, you could lay anywhere and still get a tan like at a beach. I just have to worry about people looking at me and asking "Shouldn't whales be at sea?"
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25CM of snow here and its -8
So no beachweather AT ALL, maybe dont have school tomorrow
Old 27th March 2005, 11:50 PM
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thats is my first reply, i love the site
Old 1st July 2005, 06:20 PM
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I went to Six Flags Fesita Texas' waterpark yesterday and god did my gut get sun burned. But the amount of fat shirtless guys was more than worth it! And although I was not the fattest guy, I still got more than a few comments!
Old 13th July 2005, 05:43 PM
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As far inland as I live you can't often get to a beach, but we have plenty of pools. the one near my house is slowly getting taken over by bellies. I can't say i'm not partialy to blame, I'm one of the fattest that shows up, even the people who wrer thin untill recently have started to soften. Of course, my blame is because I suggested they set up a grill and serve food to raise thier revenue and they're cook likes fatty food nobody could resist. It's really cheap too, therfore people buy alot of food. It's odd seing people walk away stuffed from a pool. by next summer everyone will be my size
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