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![]() You know when you are a fat boy when...
- You use a hoola hoop as a belt for your pants. - your webcam/camera needs a wide lens to get all of you in. - buffets fake being closed when they see you coming. - your gut jiggles and doesn't stop until four hours later.
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You know you're a fat boy when....
...and you demand more than the anemic
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#13
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You know your a fat boy when people get sucked into your gravitational pull and start revolving aroung your gut.
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Hehe, I can relate to that
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-You know you are a fat boy when some one mistakes you for a beached whale.
-When you sit next to a sumo wrestler and he feels tiny. -When you buy a restaurant just to pig out on all of the food. |
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You know you are a fat boy when....
You cant see your feet or put on shoes |
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lol, i wish.... ![]() |
#18
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you know you're a fat boy when...
You know you're a fat boy when, you see someone else bigger than you, and you think to yourself (with envy).... WHAT did he eat?!?!
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you know your a fat boy when -
they dont make a scale big enough for you you have to by a special keyboard because your fingers are so big they would press 4 keys at once. you dont need a chair just to sit down you have to lift your belly up and set it on the table you have to were a moo moo because they dont have enough material to make you normal cloths when you go left your fat goes right you have to ride 2 omegas into the store you get a grayhound bus just for you self INTERMISSION i thought id give you a snack breack when you think of food every 5 seconds when you here the rich girl song redun by GWEN STEPHONIE you know you would spend all your money on buying every resturant in the world EXCEPT THE DIET PLACES p.s. i have a special key board because my fingers are to fat. |
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HAHAHA!
YOUR ALL COOL! ![]() C-YA! |
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