You know you're a fat boy when....

[Williebear]

You know when you are a fat boy when...

- You use a hoola hoop as a belt for your pants.

- your webcam/camera needs a wide lens to get all of you in.

- buffets fake being closed when they see you coming.

- your gut jiggles and doesn't stop until four hours later.

[Chubscout69]

...and you demand more than the anemic "Happy Meal" they awarded you.

[peter]

You know your a fat boy when people get sucked into your gravitational pull and start revolving aroung your gut.

[Guts]

Hehe, I can relate to that

[BishopboyCA]

-You know you are a fat boy when some one mistakes you for a beached whale.

-When you sit next to a sumo wrestler and he feels tiny.

-When you buy a restaurant just to pig out on all of the food.

[fatty_paul]

You know you are a fat boy when....

You cant see your feet or put on shoes

Originally Posted by peter

You know your a fat boy when people get sucked into your gravitational pull and start revolving aroung your gut.

lol, i wish....

[raulito]

You know you're a fat boy when, you see someone else bigger than you, and you think to yourself (with envy).... WHAT did he eat?!?!

[peter]

you know your a fat boy when -

they dont make a scale big enough for you

you have to by a special keyboard because your fingers are so big they would press 4 keys at once.

you dont need a chair just to sit down

you have to lift your belly up and set it on the table

you have to were a moo moo because they dont have enough material to make you normal cloths

when you go left your fat goes right

you have to ride 2 omegas into the store

you get a grayhound bus just for you self

INTERMISSION

i thought id give you a snack breack

when you think of food every 5 seconds

when you here the rich girl song redun by GWEN STEPHONIE you know you would spend all your money on buying every resturant in the world EXCEPT THE DIET PLACES

p.s. i have a special key board because my fingers are to fat.

[maxcarswell]

HAHAHA!
YOUR ALL COOL!
C-YA!