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Old 16th July 2006, 12:17 AM
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Messing with Dominoe's guy again? heck yeah!

Pizza Order Fun

20 ways to order a pizza the fun way...

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition, ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT SYSTEM.

11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

15. Stutter on the letter "p."

16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If asked "Would you like drinks with that?", panic and become disoriented.
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Old 16th July 2006, 04:15 AM
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Haha. Some of those are great ideas. I've actually tried out #8 before and it can be very entertaining. :P
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Old 16th July 2006, 09:22 PM
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Haha, those are really great, I'm gonna try them out sometime
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Old 16th July 2006, 10:48 PM
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wow. someone has a lot of time on their hands. i always act confused when i order pizzas.... i studder and pretend to forget what i'm talking about. quite fun.
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Old 17th July 2006, 02:52 PM
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I am just direct to the point, so they can hurry the hell up and get me my damn pizza..
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Old 21st July 2006, 11:28 PM
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i should try some of those sometime
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Old 25th July 2006, 05:59 PM
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Insist on something you can only get from another store [ie. happy meal, starbucks iced coffee, ect.]
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Old 25th July 2006, 06:08 PM
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thats funny i'll try that haha
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Old 26th July 2006, 06:56 AM
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I've seen stuff like that before, but never for pizza places. That was some good stuff. I might even try it, and I'm not usually the kind to try stuff like that.
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Old 26th July 2006, 03:17 PM
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that's awesome i'll have to keep those in mind next time i order pizza. of course that could turn out bad if they end up screening their calls after a few times and stop answering when i call.
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