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Old 8th September 2009, 09:17 PM
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Those were pretty good man.
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Old 29th September 2009, 01:26 AM
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lolz nice joke
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Old 18th November 2009, 11:10 PM
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You go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers
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Old 19th November 2009, 08:24 PM
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you know you are a fat boy when your big belly keeps you from reaching the keyboard
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Old 22nd November 2009, 05:14 AM
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You know you're a fat boy when.....
you have to walk a speed that matches the wobbles of your fat butt
you have holes on the insides of your pants legs because your thighs rub together
so much
you can only sit at a restaurant table, never a booth because there's no room for
the belly
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Old 22nd November 2009, 06:21 AM
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you know you're a fat boy when you don't even need a suitcase when you travel, it will just be carry on when its in your fat rolls
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Old 22nd November 2009, 03:11 PM
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You know when you're a fat guy when the car tilts when you get in. Just watch for yourselves when you see any big person get into the car.
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Old 15th January 2010, 02:23 PM
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You know your a fatboy when....
the term "seconds" means a between meal snack.
Your guts become so big that objects orbit around you.
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Old 1st February 2010, 05:54 AM
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You know you're a fat boy when...
you always feel like you sit on cushions because your butt is so fat.
people think you're pregnant when you have long hair.
you can't find shoes that are wide enough for your feet.
you're slower running than walking.
it's easier to roll than walk.
people want to touch your belly.
you feel like a eunuch.
you fart so much that you could provide 10 households with natural gas.
your face look like a butt.
you frighten people when you try to smile.
you look like a giant baby.
people ask you to take off your shirt and do the truffle shuffle.
your fingers look like sausages.
you have slanting eyes even if you're not Asian.
you have a speech impediment because of all the fat around your mouth.
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Old 1st February 2010, 07:41 PM
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You start to run and your gut bounces up and down, colliding with your thighs and dick (true story)
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