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Old 6th November 2004, 11:32 PM
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Talking You know you're a fat boy when....

Okay i'm going to take a stab at jokes here. Similar to that of the "You might be a redneck" but in the fat boy sense.

You know you are a fat boy when...

-You use the term "double parking" when you need to sit in two seats instead of one.

-You ask for super size but it still look like a medium size meal.

-You are wearing a xxl shirt but your belly has an extra X to it.

That's it for now. I hope i didn't make anyone groan and sick. lol
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Old 7th November 2004, 08:04 PM
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Thumbs up contest?

Williebear,
We should make a contest ........ to add MORE responses to your question.

"You know you're a fatboy when........."

Would be fun to see what we would get.
Loved it.

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Old 7th November 2004, 08:36 PM
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You know you're a fatboy when.........

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Originally Posted by BigBaldie
We should make a contest ........
Great idea!!

You go to the zoo and the elephants throw peanuts at you.
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Old 7th November 2004, 10:33 PM
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Thumbs up here's some more

you know you are a fatboy when...

-You go to the movies and you are wider than the widescreen there.

-Immobile means to you not to get up so fast after eating.

-You drink beer and can't tell if you are bloated in the gut or not.

-You have to roll out of bed when it is time to get up.

-Speed waddling replaces speed walking as an exercise.

-You drool automatically when you see or smell food.

All for now.
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Old 8th November 2004, 11:11 PM
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... You go into a restaurant, look at the menu, and say "Yes!".
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Old 20th November 2004, 05:08 AM
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You know you're a fat boy when...

-You look at the menu and ask for everything on it twice! One time for appetizers and then second for the main course.

-you get on the scale and it read/said three things to you: 1. Error!, 2. One person per weigh in and 3. To be continued.

-you enter an eating contest and they claim you the winner by default of your size.
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Old 20th November 2004, 08:07 AM
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You know you're a fat boy when...

- your cholesterol count has a comma in it!
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Old 20th November 2004, 08:10 AM
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You know you're a fatboy when...

-breakfast, lunch and dinner is all done in a buffet!
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Old 25th November 2004, 11:20 PM
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You know you're a fatboy when...

- You know you're a fatboy when you have desserts as part of the appetizers.
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You know you're a fat boy when a crowd gathers to watch them change the total amount of burgers sold on the golden arches at McD's after you place your order.
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