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Old 13th March 2010, 02:00 AM
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Why do women get married in white clothing?

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Answer: To match the kitchen appliances
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Old 12th July 2010, 05:04 AM
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that was cool how u made the text white
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Old 22nd July 2010, 04:23 AM
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman!
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Old 7th December 2010, 03:45 AM
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman!
Oh snap..., No wait that was my belt :x
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Old 7th December 2010, 07:13 PM
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traditionally, i think it symbolizes purity... since, they are suppose to be virgins when they get married... in the chinese tradition though, girls wear red.
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Old 27th February 2011, 11:09 AM
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traditionally, i think it symbolizes purity... since, they are suppose to be virgins when they get married... in the chinese tradition though, girls wear red.
FAIL.

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Old 28th February 2011, 07:19 PM
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lol! i never realized the white text hahaha.. terrible joke... its so sexist.
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Old 31st August 2011, 03:57 AM
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that was cool how u made the text white
Haha, I was saddened at first because I couldn't fine the punchline.
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Old 13th April 2012, 06:52 PM
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman!
I have gotten a lot of mileage out of this one.
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