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Old 9th March 2010, 06:43 AM
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Bad Puns

So, I've challenged my friend to a pun match- it's on in a week and he's talking it rreeeeaaal serious like. To mess with him, I'm going to make some terrible puns. Help me out please?
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Old 12th June 2010, 03:21 AM
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Here's one:

stretch marks- the wrinkles on your bed when you wake up and stretch.
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Old 12th June 2010, 05:38 PM
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I may be able to help you think of some punny ones.

1. I moustache you a question but I'm shavin it for later!
2. Oboe! I broke my reeds!
3. Unfourthenately, I got fourth place.
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Old 12th July 2010, 05:02 AM
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i like urs
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Old 22nd July 2010, 03:54 AM
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I sent ten puns in to a pun contest in the hopes that I'd win, but unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did.
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Old 13th April 2012, 06:53 PM
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I sent ten puns in to a pun contest in the hopes that I'd win, but unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did.
I think my computer may have just groaned.
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Old 3rd June 2012, 07:02 PM
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I wanted to eat that chicken, but it was fowl.
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