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Old 25th June 2009, 05:50 PM
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There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.
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Old 26th June 2009, 03:35 AM
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Old 9th July 2009, 09:49 AM
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It's worth a try! :-)
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Old 12th July 2009, 01:45 AM
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That's funny!
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Old 13th July 2009, 06:29 PM
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good one!
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Old 3rd August 2009, 03:48 PM
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Well I laughed.
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Old 29th September 2009, 04:58 PM
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Guess the second is more dangerous))
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Old 7th October 2009, 12:34 AM
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you're right-that did make me smile =]
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Old 7th October 2009, 04:40 AM
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Haha. That's pretty funny!
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Old 5th November 2009, 08:39 PM
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Thats funny, I liked it
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