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Old 28th October 2006, 11:03 PM
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I like big guts (stupid parody of I like big butts)

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/sirmixalot5.shtml
Sorta funny song parody I found whilst searching the interwebz. Thought some of you might like it.
Oh my god
Becky look at his gut
It is so big
He looks like one of those sumo wrestlers
Who understands thoes sumo guys
They only talk to him
Because he looks like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers
I mean his gut
It's so big
I can't believe it's so round
and out there
and gross
Look, he's so fat

I like big guts and I can not lie
You other sisters can't deny
When a guy walks in with a huge wasit line
and a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up you pants
Cuz you notice that guy is stuffed
Look at the jeans he's wearing
There big but they can't stop tearing
I'm sick, but I can't stop starring
Oh, baby how big are ya
So big I have to take an aerial picture
My homegirls tred to warn me
But that gut you got
Makes me so hungry
Ooh, tons of huge gut
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well you need a jaws of life to even get in

I've seen 'um eatin'
The hell with romancin'
He's big, obise got it goin' like a whale on a beach

I'm tired of exersise magazines
Seein' thin guys in the thing
Take an average woman and ask her that
He's gotta pack much weight

So ladies(yeah) Ladies(yeah)
Does your boyfriend got the gut(hell yeah)
Well fill it, fill it, fill that enormous gut
Baby got front

(Baggy face, with a Gargaruan tummy)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm Jazzersizin'
I just can't help myself
I'm eating like an animal
But I can't get big as Randal

I wanna get you home
And Food ya, and fifteenths of food yeah
I ain't talking about playgirl
Cuz thin waists were made for Ken and Barbie
I like em real thick and juicy
So stuff that juicy stomach
Beggin for a peice of that bubble
So I'm looking at exersise videos
Dissing fat guys, wobblin like hippos
You can keep them thin hoes
I'll keep my men like Jelly-Roll
A word to those big ol' fatties
I wanna get wit ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I'm goin be straight when I say I wanna eat--
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
Alot of anorexics won't like this song
Cuz them ribs like to lie and pretend to eat it
But I rather stay and flay
Cuz I thin and I'm hungry
And I'm bound to get the feed fest on

So fella(yeah) Fellas(Yeah)
Wanna go to McDonalds(yeah)
Then lift you shirt
Stick it out
Even girls got to shout
Baby got front

(Baggy face, wit a gargatuan tummy)

Yeah baby
When in comes to them males
Wanda ain't got nuttin to do wit guy safari huntin
306-204-306
Only if he's 14

So you boyfriend owns a Honda
And looks like Leo Dicaprio
But Leo don't got no hood in the front of his Honda
My canyon don't want none unless you weight 380 ton
Don't you do side bends, or sit ups you don't wanna lose that gut
Some sisters wanna play it no roll
And tell you that that gut ain't gold
So they toss it, and leave it
and I pull up quick to retrive it
So Wanda says your fat
But she likes it like that
Cuz your brain is small, but you gut is kickin
And you spend all your free time at Country Kitchen
But those beanpole guys in those magazines
They just miss one thing
A gut stickin out of there snake skin pants
Red beans and rice did hit him
Some cornbread on his list
And the vegies he does dis
He had food and he ate it all
So I pull up quick to eat wit him
So men if the gut is round
And you wear a 86 throw downs
Dial 1-900-Eatalot, I like those great big guts
Baby got front
Baby got front
Big in the front and the same in the back x4
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Old 6th November 2006, 01:56 AM
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HA HA thats funny
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Old 14th November 2006, 03:33 AM
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Very similar to my parodie, except mine was about moobs and fat guys in general spliced with some obscure underground cultural references.

http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=932
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Old 18th November 2006, 04:32 AM
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I like it.
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Old 25th November 2006, 08:38 AM
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It's cute.
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Old 30th November 2006, 07:57 AM
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catchy lyrics... sweet
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Old 7th March 2007, 10:34 PM
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haha that was funny i like this
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Old 31st March 2007, 06:36 PM
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Good stuff! Now if only there was a music video!!! lol
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Old 31st March 2007, 09:54 PM
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funny...
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Old 28th July 2007, 11:24 PM
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XD thats awesome!
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