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Old 1st November 2010, 05:30 AM
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Old 14th February 2011, 08:09 PM
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An old fat cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a Gay
To the other man on his right said "Gee THAT'S GREAT" As he got hard looking at that cowboys hugmongous round ball gut with a tuff of fur puffing out the collar of his tight shirt The old fat Hog of a Cowboy brushed his thumb over his mustashe and thought theres a nice steer.'
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