You know you're a fat boy when....

[yayorurouy]

Originally Posted by UglyFatPig

You know you're a fat boy when...
you always feel like you sit on cushions because your butt is so fat.
people think you're pregnant when you have long hair.
you can't find shoes that are wide enough for your feet.
you're slower running than walking.
it's easier to roll than walk.
people want to touch your belly.
you feel like a eunuch.
you fart so much that you could provide 10 households with natural gas.
your face look like a butt.
you frighten people when you try to smile.
you look like a giant baby.
people ask you to take off your shirt and do the truffle shuffle.
your fingers look like sausages.
you have slanting eyes even if you're not Asian.
you have a speech impediment because of all the fat around your mouth.

Lol at the 'Face looks like a but'

[vergate]

Originally Posted by yayorurouy

Lol at the 'Face looks like a but'

So do I ! I don't like big butt much because it just look like woman's

[Operacub]

Lol. One has to be pretty damn fat to have a speech impediment cuz their face is so fat.

[elevenses]

The people at the chip shop know you by name.

When you go to put the bins out you need to call a cab.

[reddrake]

I have one:
-You are a fat boy when you are in a party and everybody tells you that "wow!, you're big like a house!"

[forthewifeorme]

.... When you grocery shop for the day, not the week