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Old 14th March 2006, 02:40 AM
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Talking Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are funny. Here are some:

Chuck Norris's tears have been proven by doctors to cure cancer, too bad he never cries. EVER.

Do you know why cloning is so controversial? Because if one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick ever met another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick it would end the world.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies. He potato sacks them.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.