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Old 5th December 2010, 07:40 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Oklahoma
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Ikaika78 is on a distinguished road
...When your yearly physical includes going to a truck weighing station.

...When the local movie theater uses your back as a screen.

...When you have to ask for a chair with no arms.

...When you have to use the handicap stall in the restrooms, because you can't fit in the regular ones .

...When you can steer with your gut.

...When your kids run up to hug you and boucne off into the wall.

...When someone punches you and ends up knocking themselves out.

...When kids want to use you as a trampoline.

...When everyone calls you for recipes.

...When searching for missing items include looking in your folds.

...When you have to rent a U-Haul to go grocery shopping.
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