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atwa 14th March 2006 02:40 AM

Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris jokes are funny. Here are some:

Chuck Norris's tears have been proven by doctors to cure cancer, too bad he never cries. EVER.

Do you know why cloning is so controversial? Because if one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick ever met another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick it would end the world.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies. He potato sacks them.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

antrax gut 14th March 2006 10:02 PM

WHats so great about "Chuck Norris" o.0"

pavili255 14th March 2006 10:18 PM

LOL, those are pretty good! Where did you get all of those, or where did you come up with them?

atwa 14th March 2006 10:18 PM

Hes easy to make fun of
These are just corny jokes to belittle the fact that he is a jerk.

pavili255 14th March 2006 11:25 PM

ok, just wondering where you go them... its kinda strange... because my school does video announcements, and everyday in the credits, there's a chuck noris joke pretty much exactly like those.

atwa 15th March 2006 01:52 AM

Some of them I made up but most of them I have been told by
various friends. For some reason they are really funny.

Omniscient 15th March 2006 05:33 AM

There's a joke exactly the same like that on i-am-bored but with vin Diesel, and it goes on even more!

I could try and find it

prorealsugar 17th March 2006 08:48 PM

I just think it's kinda funny that crazed-let's-save-the-world-healthnuts have not attacked us at the forums in this site.

Big_fat_kiddo 17th March 2006 10:16 PM

They are around here, just waiting silently.

pavili255 18th March 2006 06:19 AM

I found out where all those Chuck Norris jokes came from... It's pretty funny. They have like ten pages worth of them.

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