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Johnbenbrown 25th June 2009 05:50 PM

Guaranteed To Make You Smile
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Diagonal 26th June 2009 03:35 AM

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Emagix 9th July 2009 09:49 AM

It's worth a try! :-)

photoguy93 12th July 2009 01:45 AM

That's funny!

osztapbender 13th July 2009 06:29 PM

good one! :)

elgordo 3rd August 2009 03:48 PM

Well I laughed.

ladymanticore 29th September 2009 04:58 PM

Guess the second is more dangerous))

xcentrique 7th October 2009 12:34 AM

you're right-that did make me smile =]

gear134 7th October 2009 04:40 AM

Haha. That's pretty funny!

Shouldireally? 5th November 2009 08:39 PM

Thats funny, I liked it ;)

Guygut2004 14th November 2009 02:54 PM

lol, true! I've often thrown the two terms around with no real direction.... thanks for clearing it up ;D

toshzekeen 16th November 2009 01:52 AM

Haha :) made me smile

Jonnypla 16th November 2009 02:55 AM

dude that was definetly a good one!

Whatshesaid 12th July 2010 05:03 AM

haha!! what a great post!

Otttttttoooo 19th July 2010 03:50 AM

Funny loll

Vrippler 22nd July 2010 04:03 AM

I have to admit, I did smile.

notjustbybread 28th July 2010 05:29 PM

funny but
I would have to agree the result would be death :p

At first I was wondering, so is this a joke about ball bellies or big guts? Of course as I read my mind snapped to, and I realized you were talking bravery or otherwise as just being a guy. lol

Good one! Thanks for posting it. :cool:

uncutguy 13th August 2010 06:58 PM

lol thats funny

Hahaohey 28th August 2010 08:42 AM

Hah wish someone would have the balls to do that

alexmorbido 29th November 2010 05:44 AM

really funny.

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