Finnaly 16!!

[Big_fat_kiddo]

Whooohoo, im finnaly 16, legal drinking :D :D :D :D

[BigBeerBelly]

Happy Birthday mate!!! :D

Hopefully you'll be a lot bigger and fatter soon now that you're old enough to drink beer! Remember to make a wish when you blow the candle out on your cake! ;)

Take care,

BigBeerBelly

[Guts]

Congratulations :)
16, legal drinking18 is the minimum age in AU :eek:

[Big_fat_kiddo]

Tnx ppl, well... im gald 16 is the limit, coz driving a scooter is 16 too...
and being legal to drive something before drinking is a bit weird, according to us Dutch ppl. (Dutch ppl are weird, so get used to me :p )

[wally]

happy b day! bro!

[goodsn2come]

you lucky dutch. nothing is legal here at 16

[Big_fat_kiddo]

I see i'm lucky with being Dutch... :eek:

[Ralph]

I know I might sound like such a douchebag but I was wondering if there is a substitute for beer that gives the same effect. I still have to wait until I'm 21 to drink here but even then I don't like the taste that much. I've gotten so used to drinking soda that even apple cidar (or cider or whatever way you frikin' spell it) tastes bad. And I doubt there is any type of vitamin or powder at the local health food store that will help. People are so anti big here.

[Big_fat_kiddo]

If you go to a health store somewhere closeby, there is a big chance you WILL find some stuff that can speed up the fat growth.

There isn't any thing that helps as much as beer which i can think of, but some other alcoholic drinks might help too (i allready drank beer when i was 12 and it didnt help).

Maybe you could ask someone in a healthstore or something like that if they know of any products that can help fat growth. And i think... docters got a solution too, atleast here they got special medicine that speed up the process but they are very expensive.

One more thing, if you ask the docter not to record or tell anyone about why you where there and what you bought, he won't.

[Ralph]

Thanks for the advice but there is two problems with that. One I already look the part of being big. I'd be kicked out if I didn't buy any of they're slimming stuff. Another thing is that doctors over here are overly critical about weight gain. The doctor I usually go to knows my family. She would call them up in a heartbeat. It's Miami after all. If you're not thin with money then you might as well lay on the floor and die. I don't think I can get away with any of that stuff without being ratted out. Oh well...Besides I hear that beer needs an aquired taste. If I want to be bigger then I guess I'll have to chug it down. :D I'll see if I can find my camera to load a pic of myself and a scale that can go pass the 300 mark.

[Big_fat_kiddo]

Thats a really bad place to live for a gainer :eek:
Maybe you should order some stuff online, and let it be ordered at your best friends place, or that it will arrive when your home alone.

But, keep in mind... your bigger then me... im at 120lb or something (55 kg)
And i want to reach the double of that before i turn 18...

[Ralph]

I'm looking around for a certain product someone mentioned in one of the threads but I can't seem to remember the name. If someone could pass it by me I'd be most grateful. I'm also wondering about any kind of beer I should look around for. Anything but that light crap they put on TV.

P.S. Good luck with that goal BFK. :D

[Big_fat_kiddo]

Try to search the forums. :p
Use the search option, it might be helpfull. :)