How to be fat?

[kelvin20021]

I am a new member here.
I am not very fat but i want to have a fat body
who can teach me how to be fat??
eat what ?

[Big_fat_kiddo]

Well im not really big either but.
Try to eat a lot between every meal and eat a lot before going to bed (it will store most of it as fat) allso dont eat white bread but eat brown bread instead, when you order a pizza make sure there is some extra cheese on it or salami etc. Drink a lot of milk, sounds weird, but it helps! But dont expect you'll be big in 1 week, it will take some time!

[BigBellyDude]

Consume more calories than you burn. Eat more at every meal and snack more between meals. Eat even if you're not hungry. Try to have nuts or chips handy while watching TV. Donuts, cookies, cake, pastry, a Snickers bar or a peanutbutter sandwich and a glass of whole milk are all fattening snacks. Don't forget the eggnog.

[buffetbelly]

Just call up your feeder and have her/him come over with two dozen donuts!

[Big_fat_kiddo]

What if you dont have a feeder. Or you don't want one.
im still looking for one, i need a Dutch feeder who isn't interested to see my 'private' stuff and just wants to feed me. I allso want him to be close to here or else i would have to travel far to get there, *urgh parents*, and i need to make sure my parents will NEVER find out what im doing.

[BigBellyDude]

Someone you work with or go to school with. There's nothing like heading to a buffet after a hard days work with a co-worker or to a bar for a "few" beers and that almighty bar food. Some of my best stuffings was done at a buffet. You tend to get into an eating match with the other guy. Go to McD's for a few burgers and fries for that after school snack with a beefy class mate. Then you get to go home to eat dinner. Doesn't get much better than that.

[MyBuddyBelly]

if you want a saggy, fold-over belly, eat anything and everything you can get your hands on

but if you want a firmer ball belly, do stomach training exercises every now and again, drink LOTS of fluids (meaning clear liquids like water or thin juices) and eat lots, but not too much. Gain weight slower, but still gain weight

[doughboy]

I eat late at night, before going to bed. I eat healthy, nourishing stuff. I drink beer, but in moderation. Get back to me if you have any spacific questions.