You know you're a fat boy when....

[Williebear]

Okay i'm going to take a stab at jokes here. Similar to that of the "You might be a redneck" but in the fat boy sense. :)

You know you are a fat boy when...

-You use the term "double parking" when you need to sit in two seats instead of one.

-You ask for super size but it still look like a medium size meal.

-You are wearing a xxl shirt but your belly has an extra X to it.

That's it for now. I hope i didn't make anyone groan and sick. lol :D

[BigBaldie]

Williebear,
We should make a contest ........ to add MORE responses to your question.

"You know you're a fatboy when........."

Would be fun to see what we would get.
Loved it. ;)

Big Baldie

[Guts]

We should make a contest ........ Great idea!!

You go to the zoo and the elephants throw peanuts at you. :p

[Williebear]

you know you are a fatboy when...

-You go to the movies and you are wider than the widescreen there.

-Immobile means to you not to get up so fast after eating.

-You drink beer and can't tell if you are bloated in the gut or not.

-You have to roll out of bed when it is time to get up.

-Speed waddling replaces speed walking as an exercise.

-You drool automatically when you see or smell food.

All for now.

[Guts]

... You go into a restaurant, look at the menu, and say "Yes!".

[Williebear]

You know you're a fat boy when...

-You look at the menu and ask for everything on it twice! One time for appetizers and then second for the main course.

-you get on the scale and it read/said three things to you: 1. Error!, 2. One person per weigh in and 3. To be continued.

-you enter an eating contest and they claim you the winner by default of your size.

[Guts]

- your cholesterol count has a comma in it!

[Williebear]

You know you're a fatboy when...

-breakfast, lunch and dinner is all done in a buffet!

[Chubscout69]

- You know you're a fatboy when you have desserts as part of the appetizers.

[BigBellyDude]

You know you're a fat boy when a crowd gathers to watch them change the total amount of burgers sold on the golden arches at McD's after you place your order.

[Williebear]

You know when you are a fat boy when...

- You use a hoola hoop as a belt for your pants.

- your webcam/camera needs a wide lens to get all of you in.

- buffets fake being closed when they see you coming.

- your gut jiggles and doesn't stop until four hours later.

[Chubscout69]

...and you demand more than the anemic :) "Happy Meal" :) they awarded you.


:(

[peter]

You know your a fat boy when people get sucked into your gravitational pull and start revolving aroung your gut.

[Guts]

Hehe, I can relate to that :)

[BishopboyCA]

-You know you are a fat boy when some one mistakes you for a beached whale.

-When you sit next to a sumo wrestler and he feels tiny.

-When you buy a restaurant just to pig out on all of the food.

[fatty_paul]

You know you are a fat boy when....

You cant see your feet or put on shoes

[Big_fat_kiddo]

You know your a fat boy when people get sucked into your gravitational pull and start revolving aroung your gut.


lol, i wish.... :p

[raulito]

You know you're a fat boy when, you see someone else bigger than you, and you think to yourself (with envy).... WHAT did he eat?!?! :eek:

[peter]

you know your a fat boy when -

they dont make a scale big enough for you

you have to by a special keyboard because your fingers are so big they would press 4 keys at once.

you dont need a chair just to sit down

you have to lift your belly up and set it on the table

you have to were a moo moo because they dont have enough material to make you normal cloths

when you go left your fat goes right

you have to ride 2 omegas into the store

you get a grayhound bus just for you self

INTERMISSION

i thought id give you a snack breack

when you think of food every 5 seconds

when you here the rich girl song redun by GWEN STEPHONIE you know you would spend all your money on buying every resturant in the world EXCEPT THE DIET PLACES

p.s. i have a special key board because my fingers are to fat.

[maxcarswell]

HAHAHA!
YOUR ALL COOL! :cool:
C-YA!

[maxcarswell]

Nice gut Raulito! What do you eat or drink? Seriously! WOW :eek:

[maxcarswell]

How does Buffetbelly get so big?? He is huge!!! :eek:

[Lenny]

You know you are a fat dude when kids run up to you and say "Hey that's Yo Momma Soul Phat, that dude all those jokes are about." :eek: :p

[BigBellyDude]

When the waitress automatically seats you at a table because you don't have a prayer of fitting in a booth.

[bellywish]

Your really a fat boy when no one else can get into the elevator with you because it will excede the maximum weight limit.

Your really really a fat boy when the doors won't close because of your belly.

[peter]

you know your a fat boy when

people want you to sit in the front of the roller coaster because they know if you do the roller coaster will have more momentum when it goes down the first fall and the whole ride will be faster than ever.

you have to actually count on you fingers to find out how many chins you have.

you no longer have a break between eating

the love seat in you living room is only big enough for you

when someone sells you a belt that says equater line on is

when you set a beer on your gut and it sinks right in

when you realize you no longer have arms or legs

when you hook a tube up to your gut and the other end is in a keg of beer because you need to have food enter your body through more than one place

[Ralph]

...when sumo wrestlers look at you and say "DAMN!".

[cquaif]

...when "worth your weight in gold" is an accurate description of your weekly food bill.

...when taking a picture of your gut requires more than one sitting.

...when explorers arrange expeditions to circumnavigate YOU.

...when you can use your belly button (that's "navel" to you Stateside types! ;-) to store foot-long hero sandwiches.

...when not only the bathroom scales beg for mercy; the foundations of your house do, too.

...when you grow your toenails to 8 feet in length, just to prove you really CAN still touch your toes, so there!

Heh, this is fun!

[doughboy]

[I]You know you're a fatboy when...


People seem to turn to YOU for suggestions for restaurants, or "what to cook for dinner tonight?"

[kingsizegut]

You know you are a fatboy when...

The only way you can find the buttons on your shirt is to have them marked by latitude and longitude!

You can no longer reach the faucet handles to wash your hands and you have to stand sideways to do it.

You can no longer use a urinal because your belly won't let you get close enough to pee!

You start tripping over objects on the floor or missing steps and curbs because your belly protrudes so much that you don't see these things.

You can't kneel down in church because you can't push your gut into the pew in front of you far enough to get your knees on the kneeler.

The only way you can dry your feet off after a shower is to use a hair dryer.

These are my real-life experiences except for the latitude and longitude!

[bloatedbelly]

i know im a fatboy now .. when i couldnt fit into a MRI machine

[Guts]

:D Sorry, but that reminds me of the promo for 'The Incredibles' where Mr Incredible is having trouble getting into some sort of tube :)

[buffetbelly]

Because of my ball belly, I sometiems cannot fit places that 500-pound dudes who after softer and squishier can fit. Like

--any restaurant booth

--amusement part rides with a bar that goes down

--airplane tray tables go down about one inch before hitting my belly, rendering them utterly useless for me

[bellywish]

You know you're a fat boy when a cannibal walks up to you and starts pouring bar-be-que sauce on you (is that how you spell bbq?)

[Tipical]

These are great, sadly im not witty like you all :(.

[peter]

you know your a fat boy when you have to use a series of mirrors just to view one side of your body.

[BigLee]

You know your a fatboy when!

-You can't see your member.

-Your stomach enters the room before you do.

-You get turned down to play santa because the kids couldn't sit on your lap.

-Your girth exceeds your height.

(Thats all I can think of.)

[BishopboyCA]

You know you're a fat boy when:
-your fat jeans that you bought last week are your thin jeans now.

-you need a mirror to see where your pant belt buckles.

-your scale that goes to 400 pounds says "for humans only. Not cows."

-you go to a restaurant and order everything on the menu as an appatiser.

-you join a sumo stable and they say you are too fat.

[bigbellywis]

you now when you r a fat boy when.....


when the airplane can't get off the ground because of the weight

when u walk into the resturant and the waitress says table for 10

when the big and tall store doesnt have your size

when you look at the refrigtorator for entertainment

when somebody has to butter up the door and a truck ful a twinkes to get u out the house

when the change the "one size fits all" to "one size fits everyone but u"

[big boy]

you know your a fat boy when it doesnt matter if your wearing clots or not your privates are always covered up :)

[jellydoughnut]

You know you're a fatboy when...

-breakfast, lunch and dinner is all done in a buffet!

Actually, that's true for me, at least for 3/4 of the year. Where I go to school, they have a buffet for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. I only go to Lunch and Dinner though.

[buffetbelly]

You may be a fat boy if...

- You use the term "double parking" to describe your need two seats side by side.

- You ask for super size but complain that it looks like a medium size meal.

- You have to literally roll out of bed every morning.

- Your favorite exercise used to be speed walking, but now it's speed waddling.

- Your mouth waters uncontrollably whenever you see or smell food.

- Breakfast, lunch and dinner are all done buffet style!

- You have desserts as part of the appetizers.

- A crowd gathers to watch them change the total amount of burgers sold on the golden arches at McD's after you place your order.

- You use a hoola hoop as a belt for your pants.

- your webcam/camera needs a wide lens to get all of you in.

- Buffet managers fake being closed when they see you coming.

- One motion can set your gut jiggling for hours.

- You have to lift your belly up and set it on the table.

- Sometimes, when you go left your fat goes right.

- When you think of food every 5 seconds.

- When the waitress automatically seats you at a table because you don't have a prayer of fitting in a booth.

- You're really a fat boy when no one else can get into the elevator with you because it will excede the maximum weight limit.

- You're really really a fat boy when the elevator doors close on your belly.

- You have to actually count with your fingers to find out how many chins you have.

- You no longer eat between meal snacks because there is no break between meals.

- The love seat in your living room is only big enough for you.

- When you set a beer on your gut and it sinks right in and disappears from sight.

- When sumo wrestlers look at you and say "DAMN!".

- When taking a picture of your gut requires more than one sitting.

- The only way you can find the buttons on your shirt is to have them marked by latitude and longitude!

- You can no longer reach the faucet handles to wash your hands and you have to stand sideways to do it.

- You can no longer use a urinal because your belly won't let you get close enough to pee!

- You start tripping over objects on the floor or missing steps and curbs because your belly protrudes so much that you don't see these things.

- You can't kneel down in church because you can't push your gut into the pew in front of you far enough to get your knees on the kneeler.

- The only way you can dry your feet off after a shower is to use a hair dryer.

- When airplane tray tables go down about one inch before hitting your belly, rendering them utterly useless.

- You can't see your member.

- Your stomach enters the room several seconds before you do.

- You get turned down to play Santa Claus because the kids couldn't fit on your lap.

- Your girth exceeds your height.

- The new jeans that you bought last month are your thin jeans now.

- You need a mirror to see where your belt buckles.

- When the big and tall store doesnt have your size.

- When it doesnt matter whether or not you're wearing clothes: your privates are always fully covered from view.

[Big_fat_kiddo]

Not even gonna think of quoting that :D

But yea, that is the selection of the best so far ;)

[bigbellywis]

you when you are a fat boy when..........

when the whales start singing "we are family"

when you bunge jump off the bridges and you break it

the only sizes you have is xxxxl, jumbo, and oh my god its coming towards us

when you get poke in you and crisco comes out

when a baby comes to you so he could be be breast feeded

when your middle name is "DAMN"

when cars try to go around you and they run out of gas

when you went missing they had to use all for sides of the milk carton

when you break the floor of your house

when every foot step you create a crator

when you die they need to use the whole entire graveyard

when someone runs in you and they get stuck in the middle of the fat

when eric cartmen says your huge

when the sign says on the resturent "1,000 patrons or you"

when you made the ice cream man rich

when the turtle beat you in a race

when gastric bypass couldn't make you lose weight(worse operation evey made)

when santa cluas says you should take his place

when you see live cows in your poop

that the kidnappers can't fit you in their cars

when it says"OVERSIZE LOAD" on your butt

when you break the waves

when you jump in the ocean it cause the nex t tidel wave

when the leaning tower of pizzaia falls when you were on it

when buddahists says that your budda

when you need blinker lights on your butt so they can tell when you turn

when the sears tower becomes 60 stories shorter

when they have to change the sign at McDonalds

they have to close the resturant down when the see you

when you need a crane to mave you

when the grocery bill cost more than your house

when you call fat people skinny

when you trip over wal-mart, roll over true value and landed on target(targete)

when your feet dangle over the curb

when you cause a earthquake in san fransico

when the only friend you got was food

when weight watchers said they can't help you

when you use monster truck tires for shoes

when you see pigs fly

when your fat went "wooooooo"

when the plane crash and you ate everybody ate the same time

when you need to hire 10 feeders to feed you lunch

when they call you "Mt. fatso"

when africans ate you and they became fat

i"m done . sorry if it offended anybody and sorry if it was long but it shouldn't be offensive. sorry if i copied yours

[Big_fat_kiddo]

Almost all of them are copy's. And some are just strange :confused:

[bigbellywis]

i didn't know that much was copied. i probaly read the thread before making a reply

[BishopboyCA]

You know you're a fat boy when...

-You try to do a push-up, but your gut won't let you go down. (That's a dream of mine. :D )

-You can't reach around your gut.

-You need to use a heated pool to take a bath.

-The custom ordered clothes you ordered 2 weeks ago seem like they're 5 sizes too small.

-You eat 20 cheese burgers and say, "that's a good snack."

-You can't roll over to get up because your gut is in the way.

-Your car only get 1/2 the gas milage because of the extra weight.

[bigbellywis]

you know when your a fat boy if your fat says "woooooo"

i got the idea from futurama when bender was human and he got fat and when he died his fat was wooooing

[Chubby]

u know your a fatboy when

u roll out of both sides of the bed

on ur first day of shcool usit next to everyone

[Phoenix Brave]

u know your a fatboy when...

- People hold eating contests to see who can eat more than you can

- People confuse you for a planet instead of a person

- Your favorite restaraunt was able to expand it's place in two other places in the US because of your bill

- You were seen on America's Funniest Home Videos

That's all I got now.

[eagleojo]

...they name a entree after you. :p

[Phoenix Brave]

...people replace the phrase "The gunshot heard 'round the world", and say "The footstomp heard 'round the world"

...people place bets on you to see if you can eat 12 Big Macs, 6 cheeseburgers, 2 cartons of Large Fries, 2 Large Sodas, and an Ice cream, and still say you're hungry.

...You make a grocery store go out of business.

...When King Kong is smaller than you in terms of weight.

...When people say mean things to you about your weight.

...People make these kinds of threads.:D


That's all I got for now.

[WTFOMGwolfgang]

-when you walk and make the CD player skip...at the radio station.
-when I see you and start thinking "Ass, titties, ass and titties. Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass and titties..."
-when "God" said "Let there be light" he had to wait for you to move.

[pavili255]

...they name a entree after you. :p

Did that really happen to you?!

[narnia]

you know you are a fatboy when just walking to the fridge is a workout

[jiggly_gut]

You know you are a fat boy when...


-You step on the scale and it says "What the f*ck?!"

-Sumo's stand next to you to feel thinner.

[crb]

you know you are a fatboy when just walking to the fridge is a workout
Yer, I am thinking of moving the fridge nearer my armchair!

You know you are a fatboy when you spend half your evening signing up to a forum - well I use two hands to type but one has been busy with eating! ;)

[medi]

You know you're a fatboy:

When you lay on your back, your moobs are snowcapped/you rock yourself to sleep trying to get back up.
You need hulahoops to keep your socks up.
Your car is made of spandex.
Your cologne is A-1 steak sauce.
Carnival weight guessers don't even bother guessing.
The last time you were on a Ferris Wheel, the two guys up top starved to death.
If you've ever been charged with smuggling hams.


Bah, I've got more but I'm laaazy

[meteodude]

YOU KNOW YOURE FAT WHEN

you need to let out the shower curtin

you need to rotate your shoes every 5,000 miles

you need to wear a licence plate

[loganre]

u noe when u r a fat boy when the lady asks u to get off a bus seat so u can make room for 4 more people

[Omniscient]

u noe when u r a fat boy when the lady asks u to get off a bus seat so u can make room for 4 more people

English next time, please.

[bellyguy24]

You know you're a fatboy when your class photo is an aerial shot.

[Williebear]

You know you're a fatboy when they preorder and deliver your food at a fast food place.

[technogeek]

You know your a fat boy when krispy kreme won't even take a picture of you!

[Williebear]

You know your a fat boy when krispy kreme won't even take a picture of you!

Let's flip that around...


You know you are a fat boy when krispy kreme only have a picture of you there and no one else!:eek:

[noodle]

... when you can't get out the pool cos your belly gets in the way of the ladder.
... when you walk into your fast food place and they have your order ready.
... when your local fast food places send you a christmas card
... when you're sunning on the beach and you smell roast pork
... when you have to disconnect the horn on the steering wheel.
... when you're laying in bed and you can't see the tv at the end of it... the opposite wall, the edges of the bed, the floor...

ok i'm done... for now

[narnia]

You know you are a fatboy when... you call your local pizza hut and they can recognize you just from your voice.

[fat hiker]

You know you are a fatboy when...

you can stall an escalator all by yourself!

you can sing "Does your gut hang low" and know that it applies to you!

you approach a narrow doorway and wonder if you can get through...

you opt for double doors throughout your new house!

you have to sit sideways to reach the gas pedal and steering wheel in your van (I have a neighbour who does this)

a queen size bed is the minimum that seems comfortable

you keep knocking over walls as you walk through the cube farm at work

the city bus kneels down as you step on, without the operator doing anything!

previously solid hardwood floors begin to squeak as you walk across them.

concrete sidewalk panels crack as you walk on them.

when other people run into you, they just bounce off (has happened to me!)

[fatlineman72]

you know your getting fat when your booxer briefs turn into briefs

ppl at concerts write you a business letter stating they will not support you in any attempt to crowd surf

you knock ppl over jumping at concerts.

only those for now...

[fat hiker]

Love the suggestion of needing your own postal code - as in the song "Fat" by Weird Al:

When I walk out to get my mail,
It measures on the Richter scale.
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man.
I'm the only one who gets a tan.
If I have one more pie a la mode,
I'm gonna need my own zip code.

[Happenstance]

Smokey the Bear has his own Zip code.

[abg1988]

you wake up in the middle of the night, to plan how you want to gain more weight....that is actually why im on here right now :D

[fat hiker]

Smokey the Bear has his own Zip code.

and Smokey is one big bear, isn't he??

[fat hiker]

Rotate your shoes? When you need to replace your shoes, a lot more frequently than every 5000 miles!

YOU KNOW YOURE FAT WHEN

you need to let out the shower curtin

you need to rotate your shoes every 5,000 miles

you need to wear a licence plate

[Happenstance]

and Smokey is one big bear, isn't he??

I suppose he is. That wasn't a joke though. 20252, check me.

[fat hiker]

I suppose he is. That wasn't a joke though. 20252, check me.

I didn't think it was a joke. Santa Claus also has his own postal code:
Santa Claus
North Pole
Canada
H0H 0H0

Write to it and you WILL get a reply!

[fat hiker]

You know you're a fat boy when....

the bus driver instinctively extends the wheelchair ramp for you!

other people do NOT follow you into the elevator!

you have to spec a "double door" on your office or cubicle!

[ivegottabiggut]

Rotate your shoes? When you need to replace your shoes, a lot more frequently than every 5000 miles!

What meteodude was trying to say, is that your a fat boy when you have to treat yourself like a car (hence the rotate your shoes (like the tires on a car) every 5,000 miles

[uh_whatever22]

You know you're a fat boy when.....

You can seriously smother someone to death with your gut

McDonald's makes most of its profit from you

You look more pregnant than your wife

[cirquefanian]

you know your a fat boy when your belly makes everything in texas look small

[Matuso]

you know your a fat boy when your belly makes everything in texas look small

You know you're fat when you go to Texas and everyone scrambles to upsize.

[fat hiker]

Love the Texas ones!

To continue in the vein of US states

You know you're a fat boy when...

Rhode Island sinks when you arrive....

the mountains in Vermont get shorter as you climb them...

Chicago floods when you swim in Lake Michigan...

in Florida you're mistaken for a manatee...

in California they bar you from visiting the San Andreas fault...

in Alaska they admire your extra insulation...

in Wisconsin they pull out the "Big Cheese" to satisfy your appetite...

in Louisiana they reinforce the dykes and levees before you arrive...

in Georgia they turn the state peanut crop over to you for your breakfasts!

[goodgainer]

You know your a fatboy when your gut resembles a table to you

..when your gut destroys godzilla's profits on city-destroying

[jaybear]

You know you're a fat boy when the ferryboat crew starts breaking out extra lifejackets when they see you coming up the ramp...

[hotcalistud]

you know you're a fatboy when you start to describe every day actions with food references. "So, you're gonna lay the piece of paper down flat like a piece of toast, then you're going to fold it like a taco..."

[BigZero]

You know you're a fatboy when you buy earphone extentions for you mp3 player so you can get the cord around your belly and to your ears. :p

[fat hiker]

You know you're a fatboy when ...

your height and your pant size coincide...

on a Friday afternoon, your colleagues can hail you to leave your desk and come for a drink at the office party with the immortal words, "Come on, you MUST have a good alcohol capacity..."

[freebie]

forgive me if this isnt funny

u know your a fat boy when Chuck Norris can't hurt you because his hits are absorbed by your gut

[LrgrThnLf]

... your friends lean back after finishing only half their pizza, look at you and say, "I know you want to", pushing the plate towards you :)

[TheIcePrince]

You go to the grocery store wearing an orange Ralph Lauren Polo T-shirt with the numbers "67" in black on the sleeves and a little boy sees you and points at you and shouts out to his mom "look, mommy, it's the school bus"

[Jabbersii]

...you refridgerator light needs to be replaced more often than your friends

[GreenGlasses101]

...god can't even raise your spirit
...you were floating in the ocean and spain claimed you as the new land
...when you put on a pair of BVD's, by the time you pull them up to your waist they spell BouleVarD

[obeseboy4life]

you know your a fat boy when

-When ever there is a earthquake in town the people know you just woke up.

:D

[beerbelly80]

When you clean out your bellybutton and find some peanut m&m's.

[Big-jamie]

when you have a gravy level in your blood stream

[doughboy]

What others consider to be a "super-sized" portion is "small potatoes" for you.

[AD36]

You know you're a fatboy when 400 pounds doesn't really seem that big anymore

[JamesRH]

You know your a fat boy:

When you need a to build a second mansion just to house the kitchen staff.

When Donald Trump whats to buy your belly as the location for his next tower.

When explorers climb you to prepare for Everest.

When you need to quit your job, because eating has become a 24 hour a day thing.

When the US Government is selling all it's excess grain to you.

When you sit down, and accidentally dam the Mississippi River.

When your but fills the Grand Canyon.

When people use your belly button as a tornado shelter.

When the meal your eating weighs more than you do.

When airplanes use you as a navigational aide.

When the City of San Fransisco bans you from the city because of your Trans-Fat content.

When you get your own zip code.

When housing developments start cropping up across your belly.

When your gravitational pull, causes the moon to fall towards you, and when it hits you, it bounces off your belly, and goes rocketing out into space.

When it takes a small village to dress you, clean you, move you, and gather and prepare your food.

When you measure time in cheese burgers instead of minutes.

When companies start "mining" fat on your back, and you don't even notice.

When your sole source of income is book and movie deals on the story of how you became so fat.

When you sell everything to pay for food.

When drug addicts and alcoholics start telling you that you have an eating addiction.

When companies start using you to test how much their trucks can tow.

When grocery chains open up a new store, just for you.

[shoyru90210]

...you go down to tie your shoes, and pause to think about what else you can do "while youre down here".

[JimmyGain12]

Kudos to speed waddling. Damn, I can't wait to do that one.

[supersarge250]

you know you're a fatboy when the restaurant hostess offers to refill your diet coke, but you're drinking regular coke. (happened today, LOL)

[GordoFatMe]

...when you sit on the chair and your fat touches the floor.

...when you sit on the chair and you just break the chair.

...when you try to hold something, but you can't reach the other hand because your fat don't let you to do it!

...when you need to live in the first floor of the a building, other way the floor will fall into the under appartament.

...when you pop your carr wheels when you sit in it.

[Coolkid]

These are hilarious

[KitsuneFox]

You know you're a fat boy when the National Weather Agency starts to name your farts xD

[dave_ross]

...When the buffet closes when they see you coming

[counterbook]

You know you're a fatboy when your XL speedo turns into a g-string

[GordoFatMe]

You know you're a fatboy...
...when you go sleep and you see that your belly is jiggling. in the morning, when you wake up, the belly is still jiggling!

...when your hand get stucked in your belly button.

...when you find your son, mother, dog, car, computer and TV in your folds!

(I liked that last one xD)

[TummyLover]

...When the buffet closes when they see you coming

I love this one for some reason xD

[bulk_al]

when is easier to get over you than around you!

[NeonLooiz]

jokes dont usually get me hard, but these definitely do!

[newbeerbelly]

Those were pretty good man.

[awesomefatkid]

lolz nice joke

[ronscrib]

You go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers

[awesomefatkid]

you know you are a fat boy when your big belly keeps you from reaching the keyboard

[eckgor]

You know you're a fat boy when.....
you have to walk a speed that matches the wobbles of your fat butt
you have holes on the insides of your pants legs because your thighs rub together
so much
you can only sit at a restaurant table, never a booth because there's no room for
the belly

[awesomefatkid]

you know you're a fat boy when you don't even need a suitcase when you travel, it will just be carry on when its in your fat rolls

[doughboy]

You know when you're a fat guy when the car tilts when you get in. Just watch for yourselves when you see any big person get into the car.

[miniwebbo]

You know your a fatboy when....
the term "seconds" means a between meal snack.
Your guts become so big that objects orbit around you.

[UglyFatPig]

You know you're a fat boy when...
you always feel like you sit on cushions because your butt is so fat.
people think you're pregnant when you have long hair.
you can't find shoes that are wide enough for your feet.
you're slower running than walking.
it's easier to roll than walk.
people want to touch your belly.
you feel like a eunuch.
you fart so much that you could provide 10 households with natural gas.
your face look like a butt.
you frighten people when you try to smile.
you look like a giant baby.
people ask you to take off your shirt and do the truffle shuffle.
your fingers look like sausages.
you have slanting eyes even if you're not Asian.
you have a speech impediment because of all the fat around your mouth.
:D

[fatlineman72]

You start to run and your gut bounces up and down, colliding with your thighs and dick (true story)

[yayorurouy]

You know you're a fat boy when...
you always feel like you sit on cushions because your butt is so fat.
people think you're pregnant when you have long hair.
you can't find shoes that are wide enough for your feet.
you're slower running than walking.
it's easier to roll than walk.
people want to touch your belly.
you feel like a eunuch.
you fart so much that you could provide 10 households with natural gas.
your face look like a butt.
you frighten people when you try to smile.
you look like a giant baby.
people ask you to take off your shirt and do the truffle shuffle.
your fingers look like sausages.
you have slanting eyes even if you're not Asian.
you have a speech impediment because of all the fat around your mouth.
:D

Lol at the 'Face looks like a but'

[vergate]

Lol at the 'Face looks like a but'
So do I ! I don't like big butt much because it just look like woman's :D

[elevenses]

The people at the chip shop know you by name.

When you go to put the bins out you need to call a cab.

[reddrake]

I have one:
-You are a fat boy when you are in a party and everybody tells you that "wow!, you're big like a house!"

[forthewifeorme]

.... When you grocery shop for the day, not the week :)

[Ikaika78]

...When your yearly physical includes going to a truck weighing station.

...When the local movie theater uses your back as a screen.

...When you have to ask for a chair with no arms.

...When you have to use the handicap stall in the restrooms, because you can't fit in the regular ones .

...When you can steer with your gut.

...When your kids run up to hug you and boucne off into the wall.

...When someone punches you and ends up knocking themselves out.

...When kids want to use you as a trampoline.

...When everyone calls you for recipes.

...When searching for missing items include looking in your folds.

...When you have to rent a U-Haul to go grocery shopping.