Corrupt Wishes 2

[Chronic]

I think I'm going to begin another Corrupt Wishes game. I find it halarious the way people corrupt wishes haha. So for those who do not know how to play this game It begins with a person who wishes for something (which can be anything), then another person corrupts the previous wish and makes their own wish that can be corrupted again by another and so on and so forth.

For example: 1st Person; "I wish I had a hamburger."
2nd Person; "Hamburger were recently discovered to create
the swine flu, therefore band. I wish I was rich."
3rd Person; "Granted,You became,ice-cream. I wish I was
the smartest being in the whole universe."

And it continues forever if you will...

I will begin haha.

I wish I had all the money I wanted.

[HighVoltage]

Wish granted, you now have all the money you ever wanted. Unfortunately, everybody on the planet just decided only to accept shells as an payment from now on and money cannot be exchanged for shells.

I wish my computer didn't crash.

[akaras]

Wish granted, you now have all the money you ever wanted. Unfortunately, everybody on the planet just decided only to accept shells as an payment from now on and money cannot be exchanged for shells.

I wish my computer didn't crash.

Good on ya. You're computer is fixed again, but now the only way it'll ever work again is by powering it with a thousand hampster wheels.

I wish I had a portable fan.

[Chronic]

Granted, you have a portable fan but it only runs on a car battery therefore you have to haul a huge power supply where ever you want to take your fan, I wish all food would be for free at markets.

[quagmayer]

Granted, but all of a sudden all markets are accesible via a 2 mile walk, no way of getting any means of transportation to avoid that. I wish I something good was on tv now.

[Chronic]

Granted, but a new study shows that t.v creates an excessive lack of concentration, so you have watched a television show but afterwards you failed in every test or form of work you got, so you become a hobo that has no access to another t.v. I wish that I had unlimited shells to pay to bring back the money currency.

[HighVoltage]

It's your lucky day, you now have unlimited shells to pay for the already free food on the far away markets. In fact: you have so much shells you have to store in your house for safety reasons that there's no more room for you to fit in the house and you're forced to live on the street in front of it. Ermmm..and your cat ran away cause she couldn't stand the smell of the shells.

I wish it was summer holiday already.

[Chronic]

Earths rotation on its axis and around the sun have been destroyed because humans have managed to accidently destroy the gravitational pull of the sun on the earth therefore stopping time itself making you trapped in the time you are in forever ,allowing you to never even come close to your holiday XD. I wish to pass every subject in school..

[akaras]

Earths rotation on its axis and around the sun have been destroyed because humans have managed to accidently destroy the gravitational pull of the sun on the earth therefore stopping time itself making you trapped in the time you are in forever ,allowing you to never even come close to your holiday XD. I wish to pass every subject in school..

Okay, but thanks to the recession none of the subjects taught at school are hiring anymore and, in fact, are all going bankrupt. So now the only jobs left are for tax-collectors and undertakers because, you know, the two constants; death and taxes.

I wish my eyes were blue.

[quagmayer]

Granted! And what a beautiful pair of blue eyes you have, so much so that freezing beams of doom, chaos and cha-cha shoot out of them creating mass histeria and random tropical dance numbers! THE WORLD IS COMPLETE SYNCHRONIZED BALL ROOM CHAOS!!!!

I wish I learned how to play the ocarina...


<this is actually pretty fun>

[HighVoltage]

Ermm...sorry i was a bit distracted by akaras' beaming blue eyes, but I managed to escape chaos. @Guagmayer: the ocarina no longer holds any secrets from you. Never in the history of mankind was anyone able to play the ocarina better than you. Too bad no one will hear it cause you are trapped under the remainders of your house, that has collapsed after akaras beamed doom and chaos over it.

I've had enough of chaos and now wish for world peace.

[Chronic]

World peace has struck the world and everyone has become a hippie and constantly getting high on drugs...

I wish my dog can speak english.

[HighVoltage]

*sound of a harp*

Your dog can speak English now, but you can't understand it anymore. Hmm...how will you be able to understand this message now?:confused:

I wish I'd be able to remove the red wine stain out of my favourite shirt.

<This is fun indeed...lol>

[Chronic]

Granted, but now your shirt is ruined and shrank 15 sizes down after the wash.

(oh feel the burn of your wishes being crushed...just kidding lol)

I wish that the people in my country would quit striking and go back to their lives since this has been going on for a month...

[phillyeaglesfrk]

Granted. People no longer strike when they bowl, only spares. Mwahaha.

I wish I was done with my education!

[Chronic]

Granted,you are done with your education in the grade you are in, therefore without any other type higher educational standards you end up working in a supermarket pricing various food products for the rest of you life so.......Mwahahaha to you too...lol.

I wish that there will never be another blackout forever.

[Decided]

Wish granted, now blackout will never happen, but the world has now been overrun by evil robots! Haha, no blackots will happen to save humanity!

I wish that it were impossible to have any more oil spills.

[Jhona113]

Granted, There are never going to be any more oil spills.

But now there isn't any more oil to run anything

I wish there were no such thing as Ticks

[GutMaster in trainin]

Unfortunately for you the ticks and cockroaches have made an alliance and nothing can be done to get through the cockroaches defenses to eradicate the ticks.

I wish my Alimentary Canal was elastic.

[Jhona113]

Congratulations your <Insert long word here> canal is now elastic, but in the process you became a snake.

I wish I had my Drivers licence

[HighVoltage]

Congrats Jhona113, you now are the proud owner of a drivers license. I’m in a good mood so I’ll even throw in a car for you. Too bad you won’t be able to drive it since there’s no more fuel for sale. Something with an oil leak...

I wish I had a day off tomorrow.

[GutMaster in trainin]

Congratulations, you spend your day off tomorrow with a bad case of Influenza.

I wish I had really nice fairy godparents so that i couldn't get any more corrupt wishes.

[Decided]

Congrats!!! You now have fairy god parents- oh, wait, umm- unfortunately those are the ones that are corrupting all the wishes on this thread... Oops! Sucks to be you! :P

I wish that I could shape-shift!

[UpHillBothWays]

Congrats!!! You now have fairy god parents- oh, wait, umm- unfortunately those are the ones that are corrupting all the wishes on this thread... Oops! Sucks to be you! :P

I wish that I could shape-shift!

You shape-shift into a triangle, and get stuck that way. Goodluck finding clothes!

I wish that wishes couldn't be corrupted anymore.

[Chronic]

Granted, wishes can not be corrupted anymore for.... toddlers! but for you ,its still corruptable
I wish I could teleport anywhere at anytime ,all the time

[GForcephoenix]

You can now teleport anywhere, all the time... But you can't control it. You now randomly teleport constantly to random places with no choice of where or when.

I wish I was a superhero.

[Chronic]

*sound of a harp* XD You are a superhero but ur superpower is super stench and uncontrollable so you stink therefore you are! Mwahahahaha, and ur weakness is products or natural substances that are supposed to mske you smell better such as soap or mint.XD

I wish that I could control my teleportation..

[UpHillBothWays]

*sound of a harp* XD You are a superhero but ur superpower is super stench and uncontrollable so you stink therefore you are! Mwahahahaha, and ur weakness is products or natural substances that are supposed to mske you smell better such as soap or mint.XD

I wish that I could control my teleportation..

The upgrade in teleportation makes you lag. Enjoy hour long teleportation travels.

[Chronic]

Since u made no wish Ill make one anyway XD

I wish that PC games were cheaper

[UpHillBothWays]

Since u made no wish Ill make one anyway XD

I wish that PC games were cheaper

Granted, but the games are of a poor quality and need a high-end graphics card to run properly.

I wish I had a third eye...?

[Chronic]

Granted you now look like a mutated creature that NASA has kidnapped and locked away in Area 51 where painful tests will be held.

I wish I had Blue Ray.

[UpHillBothWays]

Granted you now look like a mutated creature that NASA has kidnapped and locked away in Area 51 where painful tests will be held.

I wish I had Blue Ray.

Granted, but something better than Blue Ray comes out on the market.

I wish I was a billionaire so freakin' bad.

[Chronic]

Granted, your a billionaire except people begin resorting to bartering so your money is worthless in the end XD.

I wish I had that something that was better than blue ray

[UpHillBothWays]

Granted, your a billionaire except people begin resorting to bartering so your money is worthless in the end XD.

I wish I had that something that was better than blue ray

Granted, but now you must wait for merchandise that is compatibile for this "better than Blue Ray" item.

I wish I could fly.

[Chronic]

Congrats you have been given a plane ticket that will take you a life time to pay off since the plane your going on is going to the Arctic.

(Lol its Chronic v.s UpHillBothWays)

I wish that I could Time-Travel.

[UpHillBothWays]

Congrats you have been given a plane ticket that will take you a life time to pay off since the plane your going on is going to the Arctic.

(Lol its Chronic v.s UpHillBothWays)

I wish that I could Time-Travel.

Granted, but your time machine breaks down and cannot be fixed in the Cretaceous period.

I wish I couldn't time-travel...?

[Chronic]

Granted, oh wait you already can't so your chances of experiencing DeJaVu has gone hay wire, so since this occurs you keep predicting Armageddon and end up in the Loony Bin.

I wish that all Dinos were herbivores XD.

[UpHillBothWays]

Granted, oh wait you already can't so your chances of experiencing DeJaVu has gone hay wire, so since this occurs you keep predicting Armageddon and end up in the Loony Bin.

I wish that all Dinos were herbivores XD.

Granted, but that still doesn't stop a meteor from crashing into the planet that we know of as Earth. :)

I wish I had a lightbulb.

[Chronic]

Granted you have a light bulb but it doesn't work at all and breaks when breathed on.

I wish that fart didn't reek!

[UpHillBothWays]

Granted you have a light bulb but it doesn't work at all and breaks when breathed on.

I wish that fart didn't reek!

Granted, but then farting loses all humor now that it is no longer gross.

I wish my wishes could not be corruptable.

[Chronic]

(You wanna play it like dat do ya :P)

Granted, Your wish is not corruptable for 1 sec, times up and now your wish can be corrupted forever and can not not be corrupted, mwahahahaha.

I wish that anyone would never get full from eating too much.

[UpHillBothWays]

(You wanna play it like dat do ya :P)

Granted, Your wish is not corruptable for 1 sec, times up and now your wish can be corrupted forever and can not not be corrupted, mwahahahaha.

I wish that anyone would never get full from eating too much.

So wait, you just said my wish cannot be corrupted... :)

Granted, but then people eat more food than there is to support the planet, therefore leaving everyone without food.

I wish homework didn't exist.

[Chronic]

So wait, you just said my wish cannot be corrupted... :)

Granted, but then people eat more food than there is to support the planet, therefore leaving everyone without food.

I wish homework didn't exist.

Yes Wait, I said It can't be corrupted for 1 second and your time was up XD.

and oh the humanity life without food!

Granted homework does not exist, therefore your work begins to pile up at school therefore you had to sacrifice recess and going home in the afternoon to do schoolwork that was not finished in the beginning.

I wish that there was an unlimited supply of food for all the hungry people.

[chublove4life]

Granted, but now that all the hungry people in the world are no longer hungry, the unlimited supply of food is starting to rot, attracting scavengers like rats and crows which end up spreading disease everywhere.

I wish everybody in the world was bisexual.

[Chronic]

Granted, everyone in the world has the name bisexual. Causing hysteria among people because of the mixture and confusion of what belongs to who!

I wish for a new puppy (dog).