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Johnbenbrown
10th November 2008, 04:33 PM
:DYou know you have a big belly when the kids stand under your belly to get out of the rain.....he he he he...
Fat boy
10th November 2008, 10:34 PM
I have heard some of these before.... but not this one. Very funny! Thanks for sharing! :D
ElMeneito
7th March 2009, 04:27 AM
Plooop x)
There's also another one
but i think it's a bit "rude" xD
SuMoGuT
7th March 2009, 04:41 PM
Truly hilarious.
JimmyGain12
21st March 2009, 12:58 AM
I wish my bely was that big.
russelofakind
24th April 2009, 06:16 PM
jejejejejeejeje
doughboy
25th April 2009, 03:20 AM
I know that many of you have read my little story before, but for those who have never read; here it is again...

There was a class-room of elementary students with a male teacher. One day, two of the students were loud and disruptive. The teacher demanded that the two come forward for their punishment. Then, after punishing the first child he gazed 'round the room, looking for the other. The seated students silently gazed at the teacher as he looked for the other student, who was hiding under his HUGE POT BELLY.
Smotx777
1st May 2009, 11:28 AM
Lol! I'm going to have to use some of these In real life ! Awesome!
huskeybelly
6th May 2009, 08:47 PM
Haha, good one.
razzy790
22nd May 2009, 11:50 PM
hahaha thats hilarious
Palumbo
23rd May 2009, 06:05 AM
my big belly loves the rain
jacobx
24th May 2009, 04:02 AM
hahahahahaha

these make me giggle.
DrunkenGamer
27th May 2009, 08:55 AM
You know you're fat when you've got more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book.
eott34
31st May 2009, 06:30 AM
You know you're fat when you get hit by a car and say, "Who threw that rock?".
tubby255
2nd June 2009, 06:05 AM
You know you're fat when you've got more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book.
LOL that's a good one :)
osztapbender
9th July 2009, 06:24 PM
You know you're fat when you get hit by a car and say, "Who threw that rock?".

It's a good one! :)
elgordo
3rd August 2009, 03:53 PM
Oh man these are funny.
BrutB
25th August 2009, 07:21 PM
come on, more!
Zodiark
17th September 2009, 06:06 AM
you know u got a belly when a person punches you in the gut and it rebounds and hits them instead.
fattygain21
19th September 2009, 06:05 AM
you know your fat when secret service agents from a special branch erect the fourteenth Warehouse on your belly.
*continues to obsess over Warehouse 13*
ladymanticore
29th September 2009, 04:53 PM
You know you have a big belly when it is much eaisier for others to touch your belly button then it is for yourself ^__^
gettingagut
4th October 2009, 04:42 PM
Rofl. Good one man.
xcentrique
7th October 2009, 12:34 AM
haha that's a pretty good one!
Chubtub
26th October 2009, 05:46 AM
hahaahhaa i wish i had that big a gut
Big gutt
28th March 2010, 11:12 AM
hahahaa good one!
Doots
22nd April 2010, 04:16 AM
Hahaha! I wish I had some to contribute, too bad I have no memory for jokes xD
Chronic
22nd April 2010, 02:23 PM
You know you've got a big belly when the site of your feet become a distant memory.
Fat boy
23rd April 2010, 01:54 AM
Heard this on some radio commercial today... It was a commercial for a clinic.
Dude 1: "Hey dick, how have you been?"
Dude 2: "Doing good, long time no see."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I've put on a little weight in the past couple months."
mike11009
23rd April 2010, 08:11 PM
I just mite use that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gutman2210
23rd April 2010, 10:26 PM
I love these jokes!:)
crazeraver
29th April 2010, 05:10 AM
hah funny.
Rixster24
4th July 2010, 06:16 AM
Lol funnyy
deleggeC
4th July 2010, 04:04 PM
Good comments
riranor
6th July 2010, 01:42 AM
these are great
Whatshesaid
12th July 2010, 05:02 AM
some of these are pretty funny :D
pedeboi
18th September 2010, 09:17 PM
hhaaaahahaaa, very funny :D
Argh_
19th September 2010, 08:49 PM
:D aah great one definitly :D
n2bfed
21st September 2010, 10:19 PM
cute and funny
Rickdude
1st October 2010, 08:31 PM
Why can't I come up with that! I love the ones that include relevant to life, and love.