View Full Version : So I broke my first chair today.....

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30th September 2008, 11:11 PM
Ja, I was playing a clarinet when it happened too, just to add to the absurdity. I couldn't help laughing. I guess this is something I need to get used to though eh? :p

1st October 2008, 04:39 AM
Hey thats awesome man!!! that means ur gaining nicely then :) Hope the fall didnt hurt tho

4th October 2008, 11:06 AM
What does that mean you're up to, then?

18th October 2008, 07:12 PM
Congratulations! That's amazing! But, did it hurt very bad?

9th July 2009, 04:05 PM
congratulations, i cant wait for that to happen to me

9th July 2009, 09:25 PM
a similar thing happend to me in band in fifth grade. i was tilting back tho.

12th July 2009, 03:04 AM
Congratulations =P

I just broke a wheel off of my office chair yesterday. It's great to be heavy.

15th July 2009, 08:59 AM
The first time is the biggest shock. At least it didn't happen while you were working. The first night you were working. And then had to find out where to throw away your very nice chair that you just bought.... the memories.

28th October 2009, 01:45 PM
hmm, sounds soo good!

28th October 2009, 11:13 PM
Well that sounds like fun. :D I also hope you didn't get hurt when the chair broke.

29th October 2009, 08:46 PM
I own the sturdy, (antique) well-built furniture, but I can just imagine any big guy sitting on some of that cheap lawn furniture. It would soon wabble... and break.

17th November 2009, 10:59 PM
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22nd November 2009, 01:14 PM
This happened to me last week. Unfortunately it was my favorite chair so I'm trying to fix it now.

22nd November 2009, 09:17 PM
I wish that would happen to me, but it will when I move into my own place.:D

25th November 2009, 03:09 AM
I remember way back when in I think the 7th grade, an above average sized kid (more muscle than fat) broke desks on two seperate ocassions. But these desks were old, so they wouls all probably break eventually.
Like obeseboy4life said, I'll be breaking chairs once I move out into my own place. Haha.

25th November 2009, 04:45 AM
I broke the arm off of an office chair today . . just trying to scoot up in the seat a bit and *SNAP*

Oh snap.

25th November 2009, 05:46 PM
haha (oh snap)

Now that I think of it, I did break a leg on a sofa before, but I plopped into it after a running start.

25th December 2009, 05:55 AM
Congratz man! I have yet to.

12th February 2010, 08:52 PM
Thats funny. A buddy of mine did that in a restaurant when we were eating and he was so embarrassed. He is quite big, but I was secretly a little jealous

19th March 2010, 10:40 PM
i have already made something like this... xD

17th April 2010, 08:09 PM
Luckily I haven't broken a chair in a while, then again I'm very careful to not move or rock around too much.

23rd April 2010, 11:35 PM
LOL! My boyfriend has broken many chairs, particulry those plastic patio chairs... xD

24th April 2010, 02:49 AM
I broke a chair in my English class, and unfortunately the teacher thought I was being "unruly."

The nerve of some people...:p

25th April 2010, 04:55 AM
"Unruly" thats ridiculous. Unless you were snacking loudly. :P

4th July 2010, 03:11 AM
Sounds awesome!

9th July 2010, 09:29 AM
Nice, man ;-) Congrats

11th July 2010, 03:12 AM
Congrats on the milestone!

21st August 2010, 04:13 PM
Gratz :d :d :d

24th August 2010, 01:55 AM
that means the guy was so big , awesome !

Reeces for Breakfast
8th October 2010, 02:29 PM
Chairs are jerks like that. At a friend's loft, there was this flimsy wooden chair I sat on while chopping up stuff to cook for dinner. Of course the chair exploded like the Death Star, I shared a laugh with my friends while I secretly appreciate the irony, and went back to work making 'sketti.

Don't trust those chairs, man. Unless they're those hover chairs from Wall-E, those things looked legit.

5th July 2012, 10:57 PM
good work , obviously gaining well!

3rd February 2013, 03:44 PM
That means your getting fat. :)