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bigboygutty16
6th September 2005, 03:13 AM
hey,
i was wondering if anyone has ever had an awards thing for people with big guts. such as biggest gut, youngest gut, roundest gut, and oldest gut???? if not maybe we should do that in some way. let me know what u think...

big boy
6th September 2005, 03:28 AM
I think that its a great idea

Omniscient
6th September 2005, 05:00 PM
Yeah it actually sounds kinda cool, maybe heavyweight contests and lightweight too :D

big boy
6th September 2005, 11:54 PM
love my belly :D

texasgut
7th September 2005, 02:04 AM
Actually that does sound good. Which belly measures bigger, who has the longer apron. The deepest navel. Fullest moobs. Even the densest hair belly. I think such a thing has happened, I've got a clip I found on one of groups of some kind of gut contest in the UK. Most of the Yahoo belly groups actually do that, each month to vote for the month's cover man.

gerd_07
7th September 2005, 12:39 PM
i think that is a crazy idea for the most hair thing.

texasgut
7th September 2005, 01:37 PM
Well, then, the sexiest hair pattern over the belly/chest. I mean the way it comes up the navel and spreads over the pecs. Not into a hairy chest myself, but there are plenty who are. and it would be another part of the competition

buffetbelly
8th September 2005, 06:30 PM
A lot of bars have "beer belly" contests. Google it.

Omniscient
8th September 2005, 06:32 PM
Why? Have you won any of those contests? :)

MCR Fan
10th September 2005, 04:14 AM
Yeah it actually sounds kinda cool, maybe heavyweight contests and lightweight too :D
I would win lightweight hands down sadly. lol I weugh 105 :o

geowillad
12th September 2005, 10:51 AM
Hey Texasgut, which group had the belly contest clip?

kingsizegut
15th September 2005, 01:09 PM
What a terrific idea! I can't decide what I would enjoy most, being a contestant or a judge. We mustn't forget the texture competition to see which one feels the best to the judges. If there is a belly squeezing competition for texture, I want to be a contestant!

texasgut
15th September 2005, 08:53 PM
I tried to upload the clip here, but it's too big (no pun). And I didn't want to have to cut it down. So the next best thing was put it up on my group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ExtraHelpings2/files/
Look for HENRY Gargantuan Gut. I agree on the belly squeezing competiton. The squishiest, and which squeeze bulges out further. I want to be a judge since I'm more of a chaser.

diamone
16th September 2005, 01:16 AM
We used to have those in the 50's and 60's in the Rust Belt at family, company and other types of social gatherings. Tradesmens' union halls I think were the forerunner to today's gainer groups, cuz that's about the only place where #1 guys loved their guts and loved to grow em and #2 where they weren't ashamed to admit it.

The girls would have their beauty, cooking and homemaking contests and the boys would have eating and beer drinking contests. They even had a Jackie Gleason Honeymooners episode about it, and it's been lampooned on The Flintstones for the seven years it ran on ABC in prime time from 1960-66 and in the endless reruns and re-creations that abound.

Big_fat_kiddo
16th September 2005, 10:38 AM
It would de cool to have those competitions.. but i cant compete anyway :p

DeadThorn
17th September 2005, 12:54 AM
...Yeah, sure, I'm all for it.

...But I bet my dad would win. His gut inspired me, really.

texasgut
17th September 2005, 03:26 AM
My ex always said I was nothing more than a snack. I'm more like a hot dog swollen up in the center

BigBellyDude
17th September 2005, 04:13 AM
My ex always said I was nothing more than a snack. I'm more like a hot dog swollen up in the center

I will leave that remark alone. LOL! Here's to Texasgut!