Sub from hell.

[Diagonal]

Dear teacher,
Thank you for getting pregnant (some how...). For the past months, we've heard your non-stop bitching and screaming. Yay for us! We also tried to survive the massive homework assignments you shoved down our throats. (It was hard...) Finally, we'd like to appreciate the fact that you left us with Mr. K, the most retarded guy (Well, I could name a few more, even on this site...) on the planet.

Anyways, screw the letter. ;x
My teacher is gone, and now I have Mr. K as a sub. One, he can't teach. He goes on and on about useless stories about how he loves teaching, but he never teaches us. It's almost like a cover up to run out of time without a lesson learned. Two, he yells at us more than Mrs. S did, when she was huge. It gets annoying when we're done with our work and he yells at us 3 times in 10 minutes to finish our work. Oh, and don't try correcting him, you get called a liar and he starts a boring rant about how horrible you are as a student. God, I hate this man. Plz Mrs. S, come back. Your baby doesn't need you as much as we do. D;

[Icarus]

Hilarious, and I couldn't feel less sorry for you.

[blargh127]

Even though this is off-topic.. why.. is this here? =X

[FatMike]

Its off topic.
Thats the whole idea of the board..

[LrgrThnLf]

Ahhh... Don't ya love it when people are promoted to the level of their incompetence :(

[Icarus]

I get the feeling he uses this place as a pity sounding board.

He never posts anything fat or gainer related, he has no interest in gaining, he's not even slightly chubby, and the only things he ever posts are, shock horror, about himself.


Shame what a lack of real life friends does to you, isn't it?

[Big_fat_kiddo]

Still, he isn't doing anything wrong.

[Matuso]

he has no interest in gaining

You have obviously never talked to him on MSN.

[Khato]

You think you have it rough? You kids with your hairgel and your Emm three pee players and your computer games and your ataris and your quantum physics and your scientology and your 9/11 and your Wall Marts and your segways and your steam power and your rap music and your saxophones and your Bayuer Tapestries and your red headed war leaders in chariots and your running water and your aquaducts and your roads and your wheels and your fire and your opposable thumbs and your bipedalism and your DNA.

In my day we had this universal substitute teacher called Mrs. Briggs. Now SHE was the Sub from hell. She used to beat students who didn't look at her in adoration. This one guy, I forget his name, openly sulked in front of her and she picked him up by his leg, dragged him across the room and out the door. She literally manhandled him out of the room.

And another time, in PE, she expected us to jump headfirst off of a three foot platform onto a bare wooden floor and do a forward roll. Without using our hands. In other words, break our freaking necks.

And then there was her lectures about how it is never appropriate to cry. "You only cry when someone dies. That's it. Stop crying, now. Do you want me to give you a reason to cry?"

And then there was her attitude. Ohgod, it was so like Darth Vader, right down to the arms akimbo, hands on hips with cape draped over elbows (only it was a cardigan). And the glares - she could shut our headmaster up with a look. Well, the new one. The old one was heavily indoctrinated into playing us hymns on an acoustic guitar, but I digress.

And the worst thing? We were in elementary school at the time (We were what, eight? Nine at the most?), and I tried to tell the other teachers about her, but they wouldn't listen :P

There were stories about her behaviour long after I left that accursed place, but the last I heard she was fired. But who knows, she may still be out there?

[BigBellyBoi]

lol the last time i had a sub she was iike 80 , 1/2 deaf, and did this thng called the hokey dance ._. *waves hands in air and spins in a circle screaming* HOKEY HOKEY HOKE HOKEY!!!! GOOOOO HOKEYS!!!!! and she would stick her hearing aid in your ear to show u how lud she has to have it up so she can hear XD

lolz

she got fired for running down the hallway screaming hokeys.... :[[[

[FatMike]

I got my username/online nickname off one of my Subs.. =]
Ah, that bad pronouncation and misspelling.. it sorta stuck.

[dublover42]

I guess I lucked out, There is this one Sub, Mr. Busch who is amazing! he is so nice, usually teaches whatever he wants too.

And then there's Mr. Selzer who, because of him I had to spend a day in the office because he thought I was downloading a virus to the computer (When I was actually using my Flash drive to save an essay)

Grrrr..

[pavili255]

Anyways, I know how you feel about crappy subs. I've had some terrible ones. None that really come to memory right now, but I know I've had some bad ones!