vegetu555
11th April 2007, 02:07 AM
haha i heard this one, it was funny
An 80 year old lady and her 80 year old husband go on a trip to see some holy places for the Catholic religion (Vatican City, Jerusalem, Israel, ect.). Overnight, the lady's husband died of a heart attack. The coffin maker told the lady,
"It will cost $500 to bury him here, or $5000 dollars to ship him to the USA and bury him." The lady went back to the hotel and considered it, and the next day she told him she'd ship him home.
Coffin Maker: "Why would you ship him home when its cheaper here?"
Old Lady: "Because last time somebody was buried here they rose 3 days later, I dont want to risk that."
An 80 year old lady and her 80 year old husband go on a trip to see some holy places for the Catholic religion (Vatican City, Jerusalem, Israel, ect.). Overnight, the lady's husband died of a heart attack. The coffin maker told the lady,
"It will cost $500 to bury him here, or $5000 dollars to ship him to the USA and bury him." The lady went back to the hotel and considered it, and the next day she told him she'd ship him home.
Coffin Maker: "Why would you ship him home when its cheaper here?"
Old Lady: "Because last time somebody was buried here they rose 3 days later, I dont want to risk that."