haha how random can you get?

[brawnyman1313]

How random can you get and still sound sane and not like your some babbling stupid person?
I would love to see just how random some of you people can really get on here and still keep it interesting. I think that would be so cool so yea i want to see someone give it a try.

[Happenstance]

If coffee is the leading export of Venezuela, I just don't see how Miles Davis can get up in the morning and look at himself in the mirror without remembering everything his doctor's cousin's fiancee's daughter from his first marriage said about the rising cost of cappucinos in select Starbucks locations the world over, and in fact he can't, he passed away in 1991.

[Barnabas Collins]

Cootie Queen. I heard it on tv, and couldn't get it out of my mind.

[fat hiker]

Well, brawnyman, when it comes to random you seem to be leading the market - an avatar so fat he can't pull up his pants, a profile photo that looks like you took your body and pulled an inflation cord, and a love of working out and eating. I suppose that it's not random that you're a wrestling coach, given your love of food, fat, and muscle, but it is nicely random that you come from the Carolinas, also home to "da Fridge", the first 300 pound fat boy to score a touchdown in the Superbowl! So, random is as random does, but if we add your present waistline to your present weight, will it equal da Fridge's weight? And if we add his waistline to his weight, does he equal Akebono?

Random minds want to know!

[bmcguire88]

journey is the second musical artist ever to travel back in time to fight for the future of humanity. the first was manfred man.

journey had to use a time machien. manfred man did it with wilpower alone.

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[Matuso]

Please, no, random isn't funny.

[WTFOMGwolfgang]

Please no. How about a house? Sausage. I climbed a goat once and it was a positively scintillating experience.

[Barnabas Collins]

Mother duckling raising a baby gosling. Cupcakes are so cute, especially with shiny sprinkles. Squirrels and trees as Balinese shadow puppets would be so cool- I want a Balinese shadow puppet of Ravana badly too.

[goodgainer]

Hey, I found this dog once. It was soo cute that it looked like a cupcake! wait, cupcakes aren't puppies? I give up. The fairies told me so. And they told me to rub cheese on the muffin, twhich was goaty and looked like a toilet. Yumm, toilets. wait, toilets come from mexico! OH GAWD THE HORROR!!!!

[Omniscient]

Hey, I found this dog once. It was soo cute that it looked like a cupcake! wait, cupcakes aren't puppies? I give up. The fairies told me so. And they told me to rub cheese on the muffin, twhich was goaty and looked like a toilet. Yumm, toilets. wait, toilets come from mexico! OH GAWD THE HORROR!!!!

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[Wish Fulfillment]

Oh no, you didn't, you cootie-faced lint-licker!

[goodgainer]

ooh, I'm a yellow gopher. *^_^* Yay, gophers.

[samman2006]

Wouldn't it be cool to have bear hands... and not like a bear paws but an entire bear connected to your wrists?

[blargh127]

Squirrels.

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We have seen that Greek music became
a highly complex artistic and scientific system.
Its acclaim coincided with that of the
civilization
to which it belonged.

Long before Greece
became a Roman colony,
Romans had adopted Greek culture.
This adoption became,
in every case,
also an adaptation.
Music was no exception.

When the social function of music changes,
a change
may also be expected in the music,
even in the music
of Greek
Civilization.

[Hudski]

Your nose looks like a cat.

[akaras]

I have often wondered how it would feel if my brain were fizzing. You know, when you're taking a sip of soda and you hear or see something really funny and you snort it up into your sinuses? Maybe it'd feel like you're floating as millions of tiny bubbles tickle your fatty brain and jostle about all the wrinkles of fat. Perhaps then I'd be able to see infrared and see just how hot a persons body would get if they got fatter and fatter and kept jiggling about. Maybe then I'd be able to get such thoughts out of my head and start focusing on things that really matter.

[akaras]

Mother duckling raising a baby gosling. Cupcakes are so cute, especially with shiny sprinkles. Squirrels and trees as Balinese shadow puppets would be so cool- I want a Balinese shadow puppet of Ravana badly too.

Foamy is the lord and master!!!

[akaras]

Wouldn't it be cool to have bear hands... and not like a bear paws but an entire bear connected to your wrists?

Yes actually. Course I like wolves and that'd be pretty kewl too.