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ivegottabiggut
20th January 2007, 04:38 AM
There once was a man named Jim. He had everything a man could want. He had the money, the cars, the women, and most of all, the food. Jim was a relatively average build. He was 5"11 162 lbs. One day, Jim was at a bar, and a mysterious girl introduced herself and right away things just clicked.

Months pass, and Jim and the girl have been dating all this time. Jim decides to "pop the question" at her favorite restaurant, "Le plus gros Français". Naturally she accepted.

The two start a new life together in Minnesota. Jim gets a job as a work-from-home plant manager, and still gets everything. By this time, Jim noticed something about his clothes. They seemed as if Jenn, his wife, had shrunk them in the wash. Jim thought nothing of it until one day, he sat down at his computer, when all of the sudden *BAM*! Something cracked his computer monitor. He looked down, and his pants button was gone. So was his figure. Strangely, he liked the feeling of not being able to wear his now too tight clothes.

When Jim thinks back to the earlier days, he remembers eating a lot more fattening foods ever since he met Jenn. He realizes that his waist-line (from 32" to a 46") only expanded when he was dating and married to her. It turns out, that Jenn was an encourager, and she loved fat men.

~*~*~A LOOK INTO JIMS FUTURE COMING SOON...~*~*~

madcow0612
31st January 2007, 02:01 AM
not bad! i just wish we could have heard some more about the growing part! but other wise i can't wait for the next part!

guest01
31st January 2007, 02:03 AM
I voted good, although I'd like to hear more from it.

BegginerBelly
31st January 2007, 06:16 PM
Great, i rekon it has gd potential, cant wait to hear more

cookiee
31st January 2007, 11:46 PM
Yeah - same as the others said. It's a good (albeit short) start and I'd like to read more. :D

Fat boy
4th February 2007, 06:05 AM
Can't wait to see the rest.

trbushinu
19th February 2007, 02:50 PM
hehehe do i detect a twinge of an autobiographical note?

Fat boy
13th March 2007, 03:36 AM
Ok, where is the rest?

g2gnow12489
14th March 2007, 08:47 PM
Detail.......?

Barnabas Collins
15th March 2007, 01:19 AM
I liked it, but it feels like an introduction the way everything just came. It was good, but I just wish I could have some information on people. All we have as descriptions of the characters is that Jim is a little more than average height, and he was thin and then got really fat. There is no details on Jenn. It's good for its legnth though.

Can't wait to read a longer piece on their future lives. How big is Jim now? What is his haircolor? Age? What about Jenn? Haircolor? Height? Weight? What type of personalities do these people have? Do they have friends? What type of a relationship do they have? Just a few details.

38darrin
15th March 2007, 07:29 PM
Sounds very familiar, except for the working from home part, part of gaining is in what all you stuff into yourself when you are away from your encouraging wife.