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BigBaldie
18th March 2005, 06:46 PM
Guys,
I'm not a joke teller, but wanted to pass this along.
I found the best bumper sticker (esp. for us big guys)

"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

There are definitely all kinds of perks to being big! :D

Big Baldie

Guts
19th March 2005, 12:24 AM
Hehe, I like that :)

raulito
19th March 2005, 03:22 PM
If you guys are a member of WillEbear's forum apronarchive.com , there's a commercial I posted there with this topic. Its hysterical. Two asian guys attempt to stuff a chub into a car and finally give up.

bellywish
21st March 2005, 10:36 PM
I saw that commercial. I loved it. Just another reason why being a chub is safer than being lean.

Ralph
21st March 2005, 11:32 PM
"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

I was talking with someone about how good being big is. I just thought that they wouldn't be able to drag my heavy ass to the van.

noob sabot
5th May 2006, 09:23 PM
well being fat lets you float on easyer then being thin youb have more off a chance of surviving in the winter rather than being thin
hmmmm what else.....

fatso
6th May 2006, 02:37 AM
You are padded if you fall, and you can really "throw your weight around" if need be.

jiggly_gut
20th May 2006, 06:11 PM
The fatter, the better :P.

Spunkyy
27th May 2006, 02:40 AM
How do you create threads?

gooseface
27th May 2006, 03:23 AM
Just click on new thread and make up what you wish.